RE: A Walleye By Any Other Name ...
Michael H.: No, they just haven't grown into their codpieces.
V960: Where I used to live the "'Coon Dinner" was a big deal, often an all-male political shindig. We often had to buy our own 'coons, and we always required that they have a foot still attached. Same reasoning.
If I weren't afraid of offending the Irish and the fish, I'd suggest that the whole crowd be slipped a collective Mickey Finn.
Wait a minute: I'm Irish, more or less, so I can get away with it. And who gives a RA what a fish thinks, anyhow?