~ Ad Slogans ... The Best Ever

I just saw this list ... most are inarguable ... I wonder what you think they missed ... (errors of OMISSION and/or COMMISSION) ... some may be good, but had gotten by me.
 

Just do it. – Nike

Think Small. – Volkswagen

Don’t be vague. Ask for Haig. – Haig Scotch Whiskey

When you got it, flaunt it. – Braniff Airlines

All the news that’s fit to print. – The New York Times

Let Your Fingers Do The Walking. – Yellow Pages

Wotalotigot! – Smarties

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. – Timex

Where’s the beef? – Wendy’s

Have it your way. – Burger King

It is. Are you? – The Independent

M’m! M’m! Good! – Campbell Soup

The Citi Never Sleeps – Citi Bank

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. – Federal Express

Hand built by robots. – Fiat Strada

When you care enough to send the very best. – Hallmark

I think, therefore IBM. – IBM

Grace… space… pace. – Jaguar

Got Milk? – Milk

Think different. – Apple Macintosh

The quick picker upper. – Bounty

Capitalist Tool. – Forbes

Beanz meanz Heinz. – Heinz Baked Beans

Have a break. Have a Kit-Kat. – Kit Kat

When it rains, it pours! – Morton Salt
 
The ones I emboldened I have to agree with.
 
Funny ... being in the ad racket myself, I was amused for years by people who touted the deodorant slogan "Never Let Them See You Sweat" as the best ever ... problem is almost nobody could remember (without Google) who (what brand) that slogan was for.

Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie, and alcohol.

Tastes great!

JRPfeff


Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie, and alcohol.

Very good

JRPfeff


Tastes great!

Less Filling

JRPfeff


Tastes great!

Both of those are related to Bob Uecker, if you didn't know it.
 
And Tastes Great, back at you.

"OH my goodness...THANK THE LORD"..Ex LAX, not really but should have been!

I Can't Believe I ate the Whole Thing ...
 
 

Clara Peller:  "Where's the pink slime ???"

F*ck You,  We do. --Enron.
 
Oh, wait, that wasn't thier slogan, it just seemed that way.

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Oh What a Relief it is

Here are some more:
 
No more tears - Johnson's Baby Shampoo
 
Nobody does it like - Sara Lee
 
Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven - Pilsbury
 
Nothing comes between me and my - Calvin Klein jeans
 
Once you pop you can't stop - Pringles 
 
Promise her anything, but give her - Arpege
 
Quality is Job 1 - Ford
 
Please don't squeeze the - Charmin
 
Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town - Maytag appliances
 
Snap! Crackle! Pop! - Kellogg's Rice Krispies
 
See the USA in your - Chevrolet
 
Reach out and touch someone - AT&T
 
The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup - Folger's coffee
 
The best seat in the house - Jockey underwear
 
The milk chocolate melts in your mouth-not in your hand - M & Ms
 
Ring around the collar - Wisk detergent
 
Run for the border - Taco Bell
 
The King of Beers - Budweiser
 
The Other White Meat - Pork producers
 
The pause that refreshes - Coke
 
They're Great! - Kellogg's Frosted Flakes
 
We try harder - Avis
 
The Un-Cola - 7-Up
 
We will sell no wine before its time - Paul Masson
 
You're in good hands with - AllState Insurance

LSMFT- Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
I'd walk a mile for a Camel.
Built Ford Tough
It's Howdy Doodey time!
J-E-L-L-O!
Rice-A-Roni, The San Francisco Treat!
Choosy Mothers Choose Jif!

"The quality goes in before the name goes on":  Zenith Televisions. (progenitor of many risque jokes)
 
"Fly me!":  National Airlines stewardesses. (Back when stewardi were HOT, damn right!).
 
"(ding):  You are now free to fly about the country": Southwest Airlines.  Very effective slogan, IMHO.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
 
Wanna see the original and a lot of others google clio hall of fame

I believe it's...

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee

When you think it's butter... but it's snot... it's Chiffon!

Ohhhh...it's not nice to fool Mother Nature!!!!

There's Hertz ... and "Not Exactly"
(For us road warriors, that one really made its point.)
 
Oh ... "Always call ahead"

N E S T L E 'S, Nestle's makes the very best, chooock let!
Guy say's while pounding his fists together...My head felt like 2 bold goats..Tylenol

It's Not Just a Job, It's an Adventure. U.S. Navy 1980's.

In the Valley of the Jolly ... Ho Ho Ho ...

"It's What's Up Front that Counts."
 
(uoʇsuıʍ)*

See The Usa In Your Chevrolet:   Providing you can afford the fuel.
                                                  Fanny Rose could.
 
The Best Surprise Is No Surprise:    Bedbugs exempted.

"We'll leave the light on for you"...Motel 6
 
"Never don't stop at the Peg House"...the Peg House store, Leggett, CA
 
"Brownies of unusual size"...the Peg House store, Leggett, CA
 
"From the land of sky blue water"...Hamm's beer jingle, Tumwater, WA (back in the day when you needed a "church key" to open a can of beer)
 
"Tuesday is Red's Tamales Day"... Red's Tamales (heard on SF Bay Area radio in the 1970's, unknown IF they still exist)
 
"Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat"...Golden Grain co, San Leandro, CA

Lucky Strike Green has gone to war. Smoke Lucky Strike White.

A little background on Red's Tamales...the slogan was coined by Bruce (Sir) Sedley in 1963 while working at an ad agency in Orinda, CA, and voiced by Mel Blanc...

                                                   
Another Bay Area eatery was Chicken Delight..."Don't cook tonight, call Chicken Delight" and they had a VW with a chicken on it as their delivery vehicle... Founded in 1952 in Illinois they had over 1,000 franchises in the 1960's nationwide. eventually sold to a company out of Winnipeg, Canada

Chicken Delight was a chain with around 1,000 stores around the country. Now, it's a Canadian company, with some stores still in the New York area.

Sometimes you feel like a nut,,,Sometimes you don't. Almond Joy/ Mounds

"I'm Chiquita the Banana and I've come to say.......'
Chances are, you can sing, or at least hum, a few bars of the famous Chiquita Banana jingle. The song first hit the airwaves in 1944 when Miss Chiquita made her debut. It was written to help teach Americans how to ripen and use bananas, which were, at the time, an exotic tropical fruit. At its peak, the jingle was played 376 times a day on radio stations across the United States. It was one of the most successful commercial jingles of all time.