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Michael Hoffman

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An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 12:40 PM (permalink)
All of my fans out there in Roadfood Land will be delighted to know that I just finished a delightful lunch of a McDouble with no pickles and a large coffee.
 
#1
    TJ Jackson

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    Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 12:42 PM (permalink)
    I have not gotten my fan club packet (the deluxe package with the signed autographed picture of you eating a beanie burger) back in the mail, but my check for 69.95 was cashed.


    <message edited by TJ Jackson on Wed, 06/24/09 12:44 PM>
     
    #2
      surrycounty

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      Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 12:50 PM (permalink)
      I recieved my packet, but having perused the contents, I'm sending the damn thing back. You owe me $69.95. 
       
      #3
        TJ Jackson

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        Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:02 PM (permalink)
        Just put the signed photo on Ebay, you'll recoup your 69.95 and then some

        Tho why anyone would part with such a priceless object, I have no idea

        BTW MH -- is there any truth to the rumor that you'll be the special guest of honor when the Sterns do the not-yet-announced "Gary Indiana: Birthplace of the Pizza" Guided Roadfood tour?
        <message edited by TJ Jackson on Wed, 06/24/09 1:04 PM>
         
        #4
          Michael Hoffman

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          Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:11 PM (permalink)
          Fans are all alike. But, that's the price we pay for doing what we do.

          Oh, and no, I won't be there for that tour. I'll be autographing copies of my book, Lutefisk For The Masses in Thief River Falls that day.
           
          #5
            David_NYC

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            Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:13 PM (permalink)
            Still a dollar?
             
            #6
              Michael Hoffman

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              Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:28 PM (permalink)
              David_NYC


              Still a dollar?


              The McDouble is still a dollar. My book, Lutefisk For The Masses is $28.95, plus shipping and handling. It's $275.95 for an autographed copy and $375.95 for a personalized autographed copy.
              <message edited by Michael Hoffman on Wed, 06/24/09 1:29 PM>
               
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                WarToad

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                Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:41 PM (permalink)
                I believe this Michael Hoffman to be an imposter.  He's not flagged.
                 
                #8
                  Michael Hoffman

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                  Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:46 PM (permalink)
                  There is that.
                   
                  #9
                    TJ Jackson

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                    Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:49 PM (permalink)
                    "To the man I respect more than any other in the world, Parses6, the undisputed master of ketchup blends, your devoted fan always, Mike Hoffman"

                    Verbatim

                    Where do I send the 375.95?
                     
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                      TJ Jackson

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                      Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:50 PM (permalink)
                      oh, and I need that gift-wrapped for a friend in Maryland
                       
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                        mayor al

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                        Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:52 PM (permalink)
                        The post did not contain a review of your "McDouble" beyond the generic term "delightful". Would you care to elaborate on your dining experience? Ambience? any regional Specialties you passed by? Powdered creamer and Sugar/Sweetener for your coffee?  AND most of all, DID YOU TIP YOUR SERVER?  

                        Come on Michael, give us the details!
                         
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                          enginecapt

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                          Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 1:55 PM (permalink)
                          You have inspired me to drive the two blocks to Farmer Boys for a chiliburger and coffee lunch. No pickles.
                           
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                            Michael Hoffman

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                            Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 4:16 PM (permalink)
                            TJ Jackson


                            "To the man I respect more than any other in the world, Parses6, the undisputed master of ketchup blends, your devoted fan always, Mike Hoffman"

                            Verbatim

                            Where do I send the 375.95?

                            Use the same address you used when you sent the check for that numbered print of me that you ordered.

                             
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                              Michael Hoffman

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                              Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 4:44 PM (permalink)
                              mayor al


                              The post did not contain a review of your "McDouble" beyond the generic term "delightful". Would you care to elaborate on your dining experience? Ambience? any regional Specialties you passed by? Powdered creamer and Sugar/Sweetener for your coffee?  AND most of all, DID YOU TIP YOUR SERVER?  

                              Come on Michael, give us the details!

                              You're right. I should have been more detailed in describing my lunch experience.
                               
                              The first thing I heard when I pulled up to the ordering microphone was a recorded male voice asking whether I'd like to try one of their new iced mochas (whatever they are), and when I said no thank you, another voice came on and asked me to go ahead with my order. When I placed my order for a large coffee with two creams and a McDouble with no pickles, the lovely voice said, "That will be $2.29. Please pull around to the first window."
                               
                              When I got to the first window -- there are two windows at this McDonald's drive-through -- the order-taker/cashier took my $2.30 and gave me my penny change, and said, "Have a very nice day." I thanked her and then pulled up to the second window.
                               
                              At the second window the person working there smiled nicely and handed me my coffee with two creams already mixed in and then the bag containing the McDouble with no pickles I'd ordered, plus three paper napkins, and said something strangely reminiscent of what I'd heard at the first window. She said, "Have a nice day." I thanked her for that, placed the coffee cup in a cupholder and the bag containing the McDouble with no pickles and three paper napkins on the floor of the passenger side of my vehicle, raised the driver side window and drove home.
                               
                              I did not leave a tip as I believe adult McDonald's employees are already well enough paid.
                               
                              When I arrived home I went into the house and placed the bag containing the McDouble with no pickles in the microwave (after removing the three paper napkins), setting it for ten seconds at full power, and got out a spoon to use to add sugar to my large coffee with two creams and stir. Oh, and they add a blend similar to half-and-half -- nothing powdered. The sugar I used was Domino's pure cane sugar.
                               
                              I then removed the bag containing the McDouble with no pickles from the microwave oven, grabbed the coffee and the three napkins and proceeded to my office where I partook of my lunch while checking my e-mails.
                               
                              The coffee, of course, was excellent, as it always is. I find McDonald's coffee to be a marvelous brew, far better than what they have at Dunkin Donuts or any of the coffee places around. I found the McDouble to be perfectly done -- juicy, flavorful, with just the right amount of chopped onions, and not even in need of the slightest bit of added salt or pepper.
                               
                              All in all, it was a delightful lunch, and one I shall try again if I am ever in an area that has a McDonald's.
                               
                              On the way to and from this McDonald's I did pass the Gahanna Grill, which is home to the famed Beanie Burger, and a tavern called Coaches, which purports to have great chili (they lie).
                               
                              Thaks, Al, for reminding me to post this.


                               
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                                TJ Jackson

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                                Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 4:48 PM (permalink)
                                Michael Hoffman

                                if I am ever in an area that has a McDonald's.

                                A rarity indeed.  We'll look forward to this.


                                 
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                                  badbyron722

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                                  Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 5:24 PM (permalink)
                                  Wow! Great Review.You have inspired me to write my first novel.Thanks a McMillion$$$$$$$$
                                   
                                  #17
                                    Michael Hoffman

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                                    Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 5:32 PM (permalink)
                                    Just send a check.
                                     
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                                      surrycounty

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                                      Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 6:11 PM (permalink)
                                      I just love creative sarcasm. Michael, you remind me of me.
                                       
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                                        Adjudicator

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                                        Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 7:41 PM (permalink)
                                        Wow!  Heading to McDee's now!  YUM !  Mine with pickles though...
                                         
                                        #20
                                          Michael Hoffman

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                                          Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 7:55 PM (permalink)
                                          nocarolina


                                          I just love creative sarcasm. Michael, you remind me of me.


                                          Sarcasm?
                                           
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                                            MilwFoodlovers

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                                            Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 9:39 PM (permalink)
                                            I'm sorry but a McDouble without pickles is like a hot dog without ketchup or like Waffle House without scattered, smothered and covered. It just ain't right.
                                             
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                                              Michael Hoffman

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                                              Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 9:52 PM (permalink)
                                              MilwFoodlovers


                                              I'm sorry but a McDouble without pickles is like a hot dog without ketchup or like Waffle House without scattered, smothered and covered. It just ain't right.


                                              Had God wanted pickles on burgers he would have put them there instead of leaving it up to mere mortals to choose. As to scattered smothered and covered -- I choose scattered and smothered, never covered. Topped, sometimes, but never covered.
                                               
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                                                PapaJoe8

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                                                Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 10:09 PM (permalink)
                                                Michael, if you order the McDBL w/ no cheese they will make it for you fresh. Far better that the ones sitting around waiting for someone to order them! And, the lack of MickyD's cheese is an amprovement in my book. I like extra pickles though. If I take one home I am known to add pickled nacho sliced jalapenos.
                                                 
                                                Oh, TJ... I sure do miss that Par6 guy. He is the one who caused me to start adding pineapple to my ketchup. Back then, long before the "ketchup on a dog" thread, I never thought of ptting that on a hot dog. Hmm, Hot Dog Al Pastor???
                                                Joe
                                                 
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                                                  Baah Ben

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                                                  Re:An Unplanned Repast Wed, 06/24/09 10:34 PM (permalink)
                                                  Great lunch...Better you than me....
                                                   
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                                                    jmckee

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                                                    Re:An Unplanned Repast Thu, 06/25/09 9:50 AM (permalink)
                                                    mayor al


                                                    The post did not contain a review of your "McDouble" beyond the generic term "delightful". Would you care to elaborate on your dining experience? Ambience? any regional Specialties you passed by? Powdered creamer and Sugar/Sweetener for your coffee?  AND most of all, DID YOU TIP YOUR SERVER?  

                                                    Come on Michael, give us the details!


                                                    And there weren't any pictures. You can't review a food without pictures!
                                                     
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                                                      Nancypalooza

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                                                      Re:An Unplanned Repast Mon, 06/29/09 10:04 AM (permalink)
                                                      /giggles--y'all some giant smartasses up in here.  AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU MAN!
                                                       
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