And now for something completely different!

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2006/02/13 20:41:29 (permalink)

And now for something completely different!

I had to share this joke:
Being of Irish descent myself.
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important

meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and

give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said,
"Never mind, I found one."
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    trudyn
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    RE: And now for something completely different! 2006/02/13 22:44:09 (permalink)
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    mr chips
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    RE: And now for something completely different! 2006/02/13 22:52:45 (permalink)
    My Irish wife loved this joke.
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    Bushie
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    RE: And now for something completely different! 2006/02/13 23:01:55 (permalink)
    As long as we're telling Irish jokes, here's one. (I can tell this because my wife is from Irish descent.)

    Three guys are drinking in a bar; a Scot, a Brit, and an Irishman.

    They're served their pints, and right after that each one has a fly land in his glass.

    The Scottishman ignores the fly and drinks his ale.

    The British man picks the fly out with a look of disdain, then drinks his ale.

    The Irishman, with a look of fire in his eyes, picks the fly up by the neck and shouts, "Spit it out ya little bugger, SPIT IT OUT!!"
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    EliseT
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    RE: And now for something completely different! 2006/02/14 00:31:16 (permalink)
    Paddy and Sean went looking for work as lumberjacks in British Columbia. They came across a sign saying

    TREE FELLERS WANTED

    Paddy says, "Aww, we should have brought Eamonn! We could've had that job!"

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