Assault With a Deadly Catfish

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2007/03/07 14:07:07 (permalink)

Assault With a Deadly Catfish

BULLS GAP, Tenn. (AP) - The folks at Di's Diner were assaulted with a catfish dinner of their own making.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/nat-gen/2007/mar/07/030703053.html
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    seafarer john
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/07 16:33:53 (permalink)
    Dont know what to make of the Tennessee red staters. assault with catfish, and just last week I read that they are growing French black truffles in east Tennessee. First thing you know they'll be driving Jaguars, sipping Chardonnay, and voting for Hillary.

    Cheers, John
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    Michael Hoffman
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/07 16:51:17 (permalink)
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/07 18:04:45 (permalink)
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    Originally posted by seafarer john

    Dont know what to make of the Tennessee red staters. assault with catfish, and just last week I read that they are growing French black truffles in east Tennessee. First thing you know they'll be driving Jaguars, sipping Chardonnay, and voting for Hillary.
    Cheers, John


    and voting for Hillary.

    Ain't gonna happen.
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    EdSails
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/07 18:55:54 (permalink)
    I noticed that the article stated "Henry wasn't hurt, but the $7.99 catfish dinner was ruined". OK, so everyone would have thought that the meal otherwise was edible after being thrown?
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    mayor al
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/07 21:03:09 (permalink)
    Ed- So long as the fish wasn't'Thrown UP' It would have been considered safe to serve! This is Eastern Tennessee remember!

    I love the way the Las Vegas paper used the descriptor a "Blonde Heavy-Framed Female"... In our space-saver Indiana paper it would have read "A Fat Blonde Woman" !!
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/07 21:12:19 (permalink)
    Honestly, it's not the frame, it's the upholstery.
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/08 10:19:12 (permalink)
    quote:
    Originally posted by MikeS.

    quote:
    Originally posted by seafarer john

    Dont know what to make of the Tennessee red staters. assault with catfish, and just last week I read that they are growing French black truffles in east Tennessee. First thing you know they'll be driving Jaguars, sipping Chardonnay, and voting for Hillary.
    Cheers, John


    and voting for Hillary.

    Ain't gonna happen.

    They'll paint the Jag Vol Orange but voting for Hillary? Second on the "Ain't gonna happen".
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    MilwFoodlovers
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/08 11:34:36 (permalink)
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    ....voting for Hillary.

    Ain't gonna happen.


    I suppose it was unrealistic to think it would be unanimous
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    BunglingBill
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/18 11:34:26 (permalink)
    Personally, I'd rather vote for a catfish.
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    MilwFoodlovers
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/18 12:02:06 (permalink)
    Better a catfish than the carp we got now
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    BunglingBill
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/18 12:18:01 (permalink)
    AMEN to that! (I hope Cheney's "boys" don't read this forum!)
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/18 12:34:06 (permalink)
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    Originally posted by BunglingBill

    Personally, I'd rather vote for a catfish.


    Which explains the re-election in 2004.
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    MikeS.
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/18 23:28:58 (permalink)
    Don't look at me, I didn't vote for him or Kerry. I voted Liberterian. It really sucks that we are forced to choose the lesser of 2 evils.

    Now then, I had brkfst at Ryans's Saturday morning and they were serving some really good fried catfish. Catfish for brkfst you ask? All I can say is it's Lent.

    MikeS.
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    MilwFoodlovers
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    RE: Assault With a Deadly Catfish 2007/03/19 06:27:19 (permalink)
    I started St. Patrick's Day off with a big bowl of menudo. Some folks might think catfish to be a better choice.
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