Award Joke

I just heard this joke that won some sort of national joke award:

This guy goes out hunting with a friend. They friend gets badly hurt, so the guy calls 911. Hey says "Help! I think my friend is dead, what should I do???" The operator says" "Wait, Take it easy. First of all, before you do anything make sure he is dead!" Then the operator hears a loud bang. The hunter now says:" Yup, now I'm sure he's dead. What do I do next?"


Which reminds me of my mother's "award joke" "Three prisoners are sent for execution. The first one is up before the firing squad. They draw the guns, and the prisoner screams: "Tornado!!" and as they are distracted, he runs away and escapes. The second prisoner sees this and comes up. They raise the guns, and he shouts: "Hurricane!!!" and escapes and runs away. The last prisoner sees this, and comes up. As they raise the guns, he screams: "Fire!"


Have you ever heard an Award-winning joke? Do tell.

Well, NYNM, I thought the jokes were funny.

I had hear the 2nd one, but not the 1st. It sent my office in a roar!

It's true. Someone actually did some research, and concluded that the hunter joke is the funniest joke around.

Of course, the funniest joke in history was known to the British during World War II. It was so funny, it was kept top secret, and then translated into German, to be used to kill enemy soldiers with laughter. Everyone who knows Monty Python knows that.

The funniest dirty joke of all time is "The Aristocrats."