RE: Burry's Euphrates Crackers
Euphrates were definitely an adult cracker. When as a kid, my family went out to eat, my younger sister and I would scour the cracker basket for stuff to put in out mouths while waiting for the meal to come. That was where we first encountered Euphrates. With the careful slowness normally associated with checking out a landmine, we tried the things....... Yuck..... Okay, maybe with some butter on it....... nope, still yuck....... maybe a LOT of butter? And that's when Mom would take the Euphrates from us and steer us back toward the Waverly Wafers.
Nowadays, I think I would probably like them a lot.