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Jimeats

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RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Thu, 02/16/06 6:02 AM (permalink)
Letterman-He went cowboy on me
 
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    sizz

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    RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Thu, 02/16/06 11:40 AM (permalink)
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    Jimeats Posted - 02/16/2006 : 06:02:28
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    Letterman-He went cowboy on me


    Jim , I'm going to be serious here, what does... "He went cowboy on me" mean??? What was Letterman alluding to? where's the joke??
     
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      Jimeats

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      RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Thu, 02/16/06 1:37 PM (permalink)
      quote:
      Originally posted by fpczyz

      quote:
      Jimeats Posted - 02/16/2006 : 06:02:28
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      Letterman-He went cowboy on me


      Jim , I'm going to be serious here, what does... "He went cowboy on me" mean??? What was Letterman alluding to? where's the joke??
      I'm pretty sure it's the Brokeback mtn. thing Chow Jim
       
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        RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Thu, 02/16/06 4:06 PM (permalink)
        Is it ever a good idea to give a bunch of senile old men guns and let them go out hunting?
         
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          Scorereader

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          RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Thu, 02/16/06 4:19 PM (permalink)
          quote:
          Originally posted by Poopy

          Is it ever a good idea to give a bunch of senile old men guns and let them go out hunting?


          I dunno. WHAT? You got the wrong number.
          hold on...


          yeah, what did you want?

          oh wait, I'm typing this.

          oops, wrong forum. sorry. I'm gonna hang up now.
           
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            RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Thu, 02/16/06 8:56 PM (permalink)
             
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              RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Thu, 02/16/06 10:52 PM (permalink)
              quote:
              Originally posted by roossy90

              http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
              No charges will be filed, according to the police.

              Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?
               
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                RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Fri, 02/17/06 9:35 AM (permalink)
                quote:
                Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                quote:
                Originally posted by roossy90

                http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                Can you imagine what would have happened if it had been Cheney that got shot?
                 
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                  RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Fri, 02/17/06 5:10 PM (permalink)
                  quote:
                  Originally posted by Poopy

                  quote:
                  Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                  quote:
                  Originally posted by roossy90

                  http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                  No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                  Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                  Can you imagine what would have happened if it had been Cheney that got shot?

                  Sure. Democrats would have partied for two weeks.
                   
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                    RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Fri, 02/17/06 5:41 PM (permalink)
                    quote:
                    Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                    quote:
                    Originally posted by roossy90

                    http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                    No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                    Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                    Of course, silly me... He is ABOVE THE LAW.. right up there with Mr.Segal.. LOL
                     
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                      RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Fri, 02/17/06 6:35 PM (permalink)
                      quote:
                      Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                      quote:
                      Originally posted by Poopy

                      quote:
                      Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                      quote:
                      Originally posted by roossy90

                      http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                      No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                      Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                      Can you imagine what would have happened if it had been Cheney that got shot?

                      Sure. Democrats would have partied for two weeks.

                      4 weeks
                       
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                        RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Fri, 02/17/06 6:38 PM (permalink)
                         
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                          RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Fri, 02/17/06 7:19 PM (permalink)
                          quote:
                          Originally posted by roossy90

                          quote:
                          Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                          quote:
                          Originally posted by roossy90

                          http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                          No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                          Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                          Of course, silly me... He is ABOVE THE LAW.. right up there with Mr.Segal.. LOL


                          What should he be charged with?
                           
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                            RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Fri, 02/17/06 10:20 PM (permalink)
                            quote:
                            Originally posted by BT

                            http://www.popdrain.com/videos/cheneyhuntgame.swf
                            Thanks for the link. It gave Trudy and me a good laugh.
                             
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                              mr chips

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                              RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Fri, 02/17/06 10:22 PM (permalink)
                              quote:
                              Originally posted by bill voss

                              quote:
                              Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                              quote:
                              Originally posted by Poopy

                              quote:
                              Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                              quote:
                              Originally posted by roossy90

                              http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                              No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                              Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                              Can you imagine what would have happened if it had been Cheney that got shot?

                              Sure. Democrats would have partied for two weeks.

                              4 weeks
                              Are you guys kidding? 6 weeks.
                               
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                                RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 4:33 AM (permalink)
                                quote:
                                Originally posted by saps

                                quote:
                                Originally posted by roossy90

                                quote:
                                Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                                quote:
                                Originally posted by roossy90

                                http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                                No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                                Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                                Of course, silly me... He is ABOVE THE LAW.. right up there with Mr.Segal.. LOL


                                What should he be charged with?

                                Careless discharge of a firearm to begin with...
                                 
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                                  Fieldthistle

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                                  RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 5:18 AM (permalink)
                                  Hello All,
                                  I'm a terrible liberal, but I find no joy in Cheney's misfortune.
                                  I come from a family that hunted. Two brothers are game wardens.
                                  I quit hunting in my twenties because I had no friends that hunted and
                                  it just wasn't in my blood.
                                  But I do know there is joy in the sport and an awesome responsibility.
                                  Cheney must feel like Crap over what happened, and not because of politics.
                                  He was engaging in an activity that was fun and relaxing for him, and it went
                                  to hell because of an accident. That must be awful for him in a personal way.
                                  Yes, he should be treated equally by the law. As much as I dislike his politics,
                                  he should be viewed equally as someone who made a terrible accident. He didn't want
                                  to hurt his friend.
                                  It is pitiful that we should make a sad accident political blank bullets when there
                                  are real problems that Bush and Cheney have inflicted upon us.
                                  Sorry if sounds like a downer. This is, to me, Cheney's personal demon that he has
                                  to deal with. The war, the economy, etc. are the ones we should be bringing him and his
                                  people to task about.
                                  Take Care and dodge the real bullets,
                                  Fieldthistle
                                  p.s. sometimes, I wish I didn't care. I just wished I could only love food
                                   
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                                    Jimeats

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                                    RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 6:50 AM (permalink)
                                    I agree with you Fieldthistle but we like picking on him anyway got to admit despite the tragety of it all it's been worth a few laughs. Chow Jim
                                     
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                                      Fieldthistle

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                                      RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 7:08 AM (permalink)
                                      Hello All,
                                      Jimeats, I understand. I have been holding back so many jokes about it.
                                      Biting my tongue, but...
                                      Take Care,
                                      Fieldthistle
                                       
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                                        Jimeats

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                                        RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 9:06 AM (permalink)
                                        quote:
                                        Originally posted by fpczyz

                                        quote:
                                        Jimeats Posted - 02/15/2006 : 07:08:18
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                                        Who hijacked this thread? I think it said insert joke here. And here I was sitting here wating for all the good punch lines. Come on there must be more out there. Vivere,mangarie,bibita e essera allegro. Ciao Jim

                                        .Jimeats............ there isn't anything funny about our Vice President accidentally shooting a hunting companion and good friend in the face with buck shot.
                                        You anti Bush liberals are only paying us back for the time we all had a good laught at your President Clinton when we he also shot some one in the face, and in the Presidential Oval Office to boot, and then lied about it. .............. "oooooooh the humanity"
                                        Find any humor in that Jimmy?

                                        FPCZYZ, sorry did'nt mean to ruffel your feathers but I enjoy a good laugh at anyones expence evan my own. If we can't find humor in ourselves whats left? Also I did not start this thread just wanted to know how it got off track. If it was strictly political I would have stayed away from it all together. I DON'T like confirtation, do everything to avoid it. Thats why I am separated from my wife I just wouldn't argue and God knows she loves an argument. As far as being a liberal, I just couldn't say. It's sort of like someone being Bi-sexuall just don't know wich way I'm going to go when I wake up. And while I'm at it whats with this Red and Blue state thing? I don't really care for either color I'm a Green kind of a guy I like that color I want to be Green. Chow Jim
                                         
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                                          RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 10:53 AM (permalink)
                                          quote:
                                          Jimeats Posted - 02/18/2006 : 09:06:56
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                                          FPCZYZ, sorry did'nt mean to ruffel your feathers but I enjoy a good laugh at anyones expence evan my own

                                          --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


                                          Jim and every one else................. no feathers ruffled here, I only wish there was a way for all you folks to see my face as I enter any posts here in the forums of Roadfood.com ........ I'm always smiling as I type my words and it's part of my humor that does not show ......... I am never serious as I attack Liberalism, it's all with good intentions and what I fell is good for our country. I don't hate, I don't despise as some of our members here do in the split between the political left and the right.......... we are all in this together and I can find solace in the fact that in the end the majority wins whether it be by one vote or a landslide and I can except that and stand by the decision of we American people . If I'm not satisfied with the power in office I will work to change it in the next election ............... again I don't hate ........... well maybe a few of you do piss me off a bit, and a way of leveling off the playing field one of my biggest nemesis here is a staunch Conservative.......
                                          It's never your party affiliation that annoys me it's the hate that some posters spew that provokes me into my tongue-in-cheek humor. ..................... I am your friend, Frank
                                           
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                                            RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 12:36 PM (permalink)
                                            Well said, Frank. Even though we may be at different points on the political spectrum, we have a similar philosopy regarding life and politics.

                                            Spewing words of hatred is an unnecessary, potentially self-destructive, and ultimately wasteful, pursuit. Instead, it is better to express one's self with dignity, and then move on with life. If the status quo is not to your liking, then take action (legal and peaceful!) to change the status quo.

                                            Again--well said, amigo.

                                             
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                                              Jimeats

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                                              RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 12:47 PM (permalink)
                                              Good responce guys now back to the News. It was reported yesterday that the Senile Senator {sorry senior} from Massachusettes the Honerable Sen. Edward M Kennedy asked Vice President Richard Cheney if he wanted to go hunting on the Cape? V.P. Cheney responded sure but I'm driving. Chow Jim
                                               
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                                                sizz

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                                                RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 1:33 PM (permalink)
                                                how about some old new?

                                                "Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things." -Ted Kennedy
                                                http://www.fatboy.cc/fatboyscrapbook.htm
                                                http://www.fatboy.cc/index.htm
                                                 
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                                                  Michael Hoffman

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                                                  RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 1:50 PM (permalink)
                                                  quote:
                                                  Originally posted by roossy90

                                                  quote:
                                                  Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                                                  quote:
                                                  Originally posted by roossy90

                                                  http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                                                  No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                                                  Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                                                  Of course, silly me... He is ABOVE THE LAW.. right up there with Mr.Segal.. LOL

                                                  It was a hunting accident, for Christ's sake. Charges are not filed in a hunting accident unless something illegal occurred. What happened was stupid, but it was not illegal.
                                                   
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                                                    Michael Hoffman

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                                                    RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 1:53 PM (permalink)
                                                    quote:
                                                    Originally posted by UncleVic

                                                    quote:
                                                    Originally posted by saps

                                                    quote:
                                                    Originally posted by roossy90

                                                    quote:
                                                    Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                                                    quote:
                                                    Originally posted by roossy90

                                                    http://www.wftv.com/news/7124582/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654755403813&tml=orlc_4pm&tmi=orlc_4pm_1_03000002162006&ts=H
                                                    No charges will be filed, according to the police.

                                                    Of course not. Why in the world would you suppose there might be?

                                                    Of course, silly me... He is ABOVE THE LAW.. right up there with Mr.Segal.. LOL


                                                    What should he be charged with?

                                                    Careless discharge of a firearm to begin with...

                                                    That is not a legal offense unless it is reckless discharge, and this was not.
                                                     
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                                                      saps

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                                                      RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 3:22 PM (permalink)
                                                      I always try to avoid reckless discharge.
                                                       
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                                                        RE: Cheney shoots lawyer(insert joke here) Sat, 02/18/06 11:50 PM (permalink)
                                                        I understand the secret service just added one more person to the list of people that President Bush is not allowed to hunt with.
                                                         
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