Clothier Sends Greetings...

Redtressed, you have outdone yourself. Magnificent!

A thing of beauty is a joy to behold! Wonderful!

Redtressed,

Only two words can describe your post:"None Better." You have attained my highest admiration. Keep up the good work.

CSDog

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Originally posted by Grampy

A thing of beauty is a joy to behold! Wonderful!

A bootyful thing is a joy to hold forever. . . .

Garsh....., y'all are gonna make me blush. Thank you

Red:

Your post is truly the Cat's Meow.

The Chair/Coaster is a Classic...Thank You

Glad to have you REALLY back,Redtressed!!! Great stuff

Don't worry about getting this to Clothier- you just know he's lurking out there. Of course, I've long believed that "clothier" is an alternate address of i-95's...

Somehow Redtressed's hilarious contribution has become difficult to find - I had to go to the search menu to find it - strange?

Then it popped up on the "active" list and then it disappeared again-
STRANGE...

Have we really, completely exhausted this thread?

Yes.

You sure?

Let me think about it.

Talk about a thread that just SIMPLY WON'T DIE!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Grampy

Let me think about it.

Grampy, you wife and I have two words for you: Yard Sale.

One word -- e-Bay.

Or you just pack it all up, nice and neat and send the whole shebang off to Clothier, somewhere in Michigan. They'll eventually find him, but get that monkey out of your house!

Yeah, it will surely add to clothier's fez-wearing-simian collection.

Who is this Clothier guy?

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Originally posted by Goose

Who is this Clothier guy?

I'll never tell.

Clothier is a figment of i-95s imagination. He was, or is , the alter-ego ( or perhaps, the doppleganger) of i-95. But don't worry i-95 is not dangerous to anyone but himself, and if he uses these pages to carry on a conversation with himself, we're happy to oblige him - he is, at heart, a pretty good citizen.

But, what I don't understand is his recent undeserved attacks on the Scots. I mean, just because we think of all Scandanavians (from one of which it appears i-95 is descended) as dumb squarheads and worse, is no reason to launch an assault on those of us who don't always wear underpants and proudly carry some Scottish genes in our bloodlines.

Cheers, John

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Originally posted by Goose

Who is this Clothier guy?

OK, chickens, I'll answer. "clothier" was three things:

The moniker of a former RoadFood.com poster whom suddenly disappeared under "mysterious circumstances" earlier this year.

Is the name by which, if uttered on this very board, skirts precariously toward the sixth bullet (a cleverly crafted metaphor?) of this site's Welcome Basket greeting (http://www.roadfood.com/Forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2745).

And, because of his magnet-like ability to both attract and repel other posters with his prolific posts, "clothier" was, undoubtedly, the Patrick Henry of this virtual arena.


Now you know...the rest of the story. Good day.

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Originally posted by seafarer john

Clothier is a figment of i-95s imagination. He was, or is , the alter-ego ( or perhaps, the doppleganger) of i-95. But don't worry i-95 is not dangerous to anyone but himself, and if he uses these pages to carry on a conversation with himself, we're happy to oblige him - he is, at heart, a pretty good citizen.

But, what I don't understand is his recent undeserved attacks on the Scots. I mean, just because we think of all Scandanavians (from one of which it appears i-95 is descended) as dumb squarheads and worse, is no reason to launch an assault on those of us who don't always wear underpants and proudly carry some Scottish genes in our bloodlines.

Cheers, John

My God, while I was actually composing my sincere post above as to the identity of "clothier" for the benefit of this site's newest posters, I have sustained an unprovoked and across the bow hit from the direction of New Paltz.

In rising above as much and to show that HERE is where the healing begins, I offer to seafarer john a reminder of the age-old Scottish / Scandinavian joke:

Q. Why don't Swedish men wear kilts?
A. They don't make them long enough.

Oh.

So did he have liberty or death?

Or should I not be asking questions about him/her anymore?

Maybe I'll just stick to the safe topics like beans in chili.

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Originally posted by i95

Q. Why don't Swedish men wear kilts?
A. They don't make them long enough.

A food-related alternate answer: They're afraid of exposing their Swedish Meatballs.

....so that's the origin of Swedish Meatballs and Noodles?

A message came thru the ether yesterday that has set me to contemplating profound ideas.
The philosophic message (was it from the elusive Clothier himself?): "...life could lousy, life could be O.K., life could be better."

"Life could be lousy". The return of Prohibition.

"Life could be O.K.". Allowed only one Martini each week.

"Life could be better". The Perfect Martini and pulled pork BBQ are joined in an ideal marriage.

Cheers, John

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Originally posted by Goose

Who is this Clothier guy?

sounds like a rhetorical question to me.

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Originally posted by Goose

Who is this Clothier guy?

He is, one of the greatest flirters of all time. hands down.