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2013/10/15 15:27:45 (permalink)

Congratulations To Me

In honor of me, I presume, today, Oct. 15, is National Grouch Day. Speaking as a very grouchy curmudgeon I can only say that I am gratified that this day has finally come. But why in hell did it take so long?.
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    lleechef
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 15:33:29 (permalink)
    Because they didn't realize that you were still around!
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 15:35:27 (permalink)
    You're just jealous because there's no National Bitch Day.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 15:59:26 (permalink)
    What type of gift does one send for either of those two very special holidays? 
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 16:07:23 (permalink)
    Well, for the one they haven't set yet there's always the Wicked Witch of The West Mask, also known as the Margaret Hamilton Forever Mask. For my day just send money.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 16:12:44 (permalink)
    ChiTownDiner

    What type of gift does one send for either of those two very special holidays? 

    For him, Chef Boyardee ravioli.  For me, fois gras, preferably duck.  Oh, and a nice brioche.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 16:36:24 (permalink)
    On the surface, there appears to be an inequality in the selections....Chef Boyardee is a prized commodity! 
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 16:39:32 (permalink)
    To celebrate, go to Five Guys and ask for a medium rare burger.  Then grouch about the fact that they won't fry one for you!
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 16:39:36 (permalink)
    No No No!  Being a "former' grouch, you are not entitled to celebrate.
     
    (Thank You Lisa)
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 16:41:54 (permalink)
    Michael Hoffman

    Well, for the one they haven't set yet there's always the Wicked Witch of The West Mask, also known as the Margaret Hamilton Forever Mask. For my day just send money.


    Oh come on, everyone knows  based on  this year's "Oz The Great and Powerful" that The Wicked Witch of the West was Mila Kunis way before she turned into Margaret Hamilton 
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 17:19:17 (permalink)
    I can't imagine, not in a lifetime, that you would turn into a "Fieldthistle" clone, but you met Lisa, and the rest is history. Congrats anyhow, on being the BIGGEST Grouch, of the early 21st century!
    lleechef, the miracle worker!
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 17:26:17 (permalink)
    I have never called you a grouch, I have called you about 20 other names....BAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 17:28:41 (permalink)
    I Hate today damn it. Just Kidding , Congratulations Michael.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 17:47:30 (permalink)
    I think if you doubters would check with lleechef you'd find that the only thing that's changed is the amount of non-brown hair in my beard.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 19:10:30 (permalink)
    lleechef

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    What type of gift does one send for either of those two very special holidays? 

    For him, Chef Boyardee ravioli.  For me, fois gras, preferably duck.  Oh, and a nice brioche.


    Oh yes! me too Lisa! I usually only indulge in fois gras once or twice around the holidays but if someone gives me a gift of it, I would be very grateful!!
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 19:19:07 (permalink)
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    Michael Hoffman

    Well, for the one they haven't set yet there's always the Wicked Witch of The West Mask, also known as the Margaret Hamilton Forever Mask. For my day just send money.


    Oh come on, everyone knows  based on  this year's "Oz The Great and Powerful" that The Wicked Witch of the West was Mila Kunis way before she turned into Margaret Hamilton 


    Knowing in advance I'm going to pay for asking, who -- or what -- is Mila Kunis?
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 19:20:38 (permalink)
    lleechef

    ChiTownDiner

    What type of gift does one send for either of those two very special holidays? 

    For him, Chef Boyardee ravioli.  For me, fois gras, preferably duck.  Oh, and a nice brioche.

    As Joe Penner might say (had he not died in 1941), Wanna Buy a duck?

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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 21:52:45 (permalink)
    Well Mozel Tov on your Hallmark moment!
     
     
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/15 21:56:53 (permalink)
    Michael Hoffman

    You're just jealous because there's no National Bitch Day.

     
    Two Words my grouchy old friend
     
     
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 03:48:46 (permalink)
    Funny! I called you a Grinch a couple of years back-sorry I got it wrong. I grew up with a curmudgeon-my Dad. In my estimation, you are 2nd best at it!
    Believe me-Lisa and I are working on a National Bitch Day-Bob says EVERDAY is National Bitch Day! You two would get along famously... 
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    is on your side.....
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 08:18:44 (permalink)
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    wanderingjew

    Michael Hoffman

    Well, for the one they haven't set yet there's always the Wicked Witch of The West Mask, also known as the Margaret Hamilton Forever Mask. For my day just send money.


    Oh come on, everyone knows  based on  this year's "Oz The Great and Powerful" that The Wicked Witch of the West was Mila Kunis way before she turned into Margaret Hamilton 


    Knowing in advance I'm going to pay for asking, who -- or what -- is Mila Kunis?


    Here you go, grouchmeister.
     
    Enjoy (if the terminally annoyed are able to enjoy, that is).
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 10:22:16 (permalink)
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    wanderingjew

    Michael Hoffman

    Well, for the one they haven't set yet there's always the Wicked Witch of The West Mask, also known as the Margaret Hamilton Forever Mask. For my day just send money.


    Oh come on, everyone knows  based on  this year's "Oz The Great and Powerful" that The Wicked Witch of the West was Mila Kunis way before she turned into Margaret Hamilton 


    Knowing in advance I'm going to pay for asking, who -- or what -- is Mila Kunis?

    The shoe being on the other foot, my 30 year old co-workers want to know "who or what is Margaret Hamilton?"
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 13:19:02 (permalink)
    Well, now that I've seen a photo of this Mila Kunis I think I'll stick with Margaret Hamilton. Maybe Billie Burke, who played Glinda, the Good Witch of the North.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 13:20:08 (permalink)
    mar52

    Well Mozel Tov on your Hallmark moment!




    Many thanks.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 13:22:10 (permalink)
    ann peeples

    Funny! I called you a Grinch a couple of years back-sorry I got it wrong. I grew up with a curmudgeon-my Dad. In my estimation, you are 2nd best at it!
    Believe me-Lisa and I are working on a National Bitch Day-Bob says EVERDAY is National Bitch Day! You two would get along famously... 















    is on your side.....

    lleechef isn't working on it. She's too busy getting the newly delivered stove ready for tonight's lobsterfest.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 13:27:42 (permalink)
    Michael Hoffman

    Well, now that I've seen a photo of this Mila Kunis I think I'll stick with Margaret Hamilton. Maybe Billie Burke, who played Glinda, the Good Witch of the North.

    Interestingly enough, Margaret Hamilton was only 7 years older than Mila was,  when they played the same role yet Ms. Hamilton looked old enough to be Mila's grandmother.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 13:38:22 (permalink)
    That is interesting.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 13:51:26 (permalink)
    wanderingjew
     
    The shoe being on the other foot, my 30 year old co-workers want to know "who or what is Margaret Hamilton?"
    Anyone for some Maxwell House?
     
    Michael, perhaps next year you can celebrate with a trip to Readlyn, Iowa.
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    Re:Congratulations To Me 2013/10/16 14:25:37 (permalink)
    ScreamingChicken

    wanderingjew

    The shoe being on the other foot, my 30 year old co-workers want to know "who or what is Margaret Hamilton?"
    Anyone for some Maxwell House?

    Michael, perhaps next year you can celebrate with a trip to Readlyn, Iowa.

    Now that would make for a great road trip.
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