Lobsters don't have Brains??? Who knew???
Nope, lobsters just have a thick nerve for a brain.
Back in the olden days before PETA when I taught senior advanced biologyclass(15 students)/ inverterbrates, I would bring in a live loster to class. I would have a large pot of boiling water on a bunsen burner. I would use the lobster to teach the class, then boil the lobster for them to eat. One of my most successful classes. Some of the girls would not taste the lobster, but the boys fought over the last bite. Of course, now I would get fired to doing such a thing, but that was always one of my favorite classes.
I had a HS Math teacher who used to smack me on the back of the head when I didn't "Get It" with his college class ring turned around! You paid attention in his classes, I Guar-on-tee! Ironically, I loved the guy! He was a great teacher.
He wound up being the Principal of the HS! Today, he would be fired AND sued!
I taught HS for 1 year. Loved it! Got tired of eating Hot Dogs & Kool-Aid and using 1/2 my salary to take classes to get tenure.