"Cup-O-Pizza"

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2006/12/03 14:24:36 (permalink)

"Cup-O-Pizza"

Only in New York City... Cup-O-Pizza

I wasn't even drunk, so I have no excuses.

It consisted of a cup, lined with pre-cooked crust. As you ordered your toppings, it was swabbed with pizza sauce, much like you do a sandwich, with mayo & a knife.

Then, the mystery meat, brown mushrooms, and limp onions were dumped into the cup, and a handful of garlic added---no doubt for it's anti-bacterial qualities. Lastly, hot, fluorescent orange "cheese" was poured over the mixture.

The immigrant cart vendor, then takes your $10, and gives you a plastic fork, that breaks upon first use. No prob, Cup-O-Pizza, can be consumed as a hot beverage as well.

The contents take the characteristics, of a slow-moving tsunami of glowing sludge, as it approaches your portal, and suddenly a fear that what goes in must come out strikes you.

Your fear is justified...

Though the cup is sans any mention of Cup-O-Pizza, is does state "Please Pray For A Kurdish Homeland."

Only in New York City...
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    Pwingsx
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    RE: "Cup-O-Pizza" 2006/12/03 15:05:47 (permalink)
    I thought this only existed in Steve Martin's movie The Jerk.
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    ann peeples
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    RE: "Cup-O-Pizza" 2006/12/03 17:11:59 (permalink)
    Does NOT appeal to me at all.
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    Pigiron
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    RE: "Cup-O-Pizza" 2006/12/03 19:02:14 (permalink)
    Please provide a location of this place. It sounds so disgusting, that I NEED to go check it out for curiosity's sake.
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    ann peeples
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    RE: "Cup-O-Pizza" 2006/12/03 19:08:36 (permalink)
    Pigiron-PLEASE take a picture!
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    ULVER
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    RE: "Cup-O-Pizza" 2006/12/03 20:31:16 (permalink)
    Cup-O-Pizza I'm sure has long since become gastronomic history. This was years ago, and I don't know NYC well, but it was close to this bar, which believe me, was an adventure in itself!!!:

    http://newyork.citysearch.com/review/7098751

    My mind (and bowels) were forced to bring this past, long surpressed memory to light, because of the "Worst Pizza" thread I stumbled upon.
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    caratzas
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    RE: "Cup-O-Pizza" 2006/12/03 21:29:06 (permalink)
    quote:
    Originally posted by Pwingsx

    I thought this only existed in Steve Martin's movie The Jerk.


    Marie: You live here? Oh, it’s nice. Did you decorate it?
    Navin: Yeah, I got all this stuff from the old Cup ‘o Pizza place before they tore it down.
    Marie: Good pizza. (the two of them are eating pizza in a cup)
    Navin: Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup ‘o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.
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