Curried Lambs Balls

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Originally posted by lleechef

"BALLS! cried the Queen! If I had TWO I'd be KING!!"
Mr. Mayor........I cannot even answer your comment for fear of being anything than a proper Yankee lady.
(no comments clothier and i95!!)

The Royal Queen Of The Arctic, The Holder Of The Holy Balls........yeah, right

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Originally posted by chezkatie

Well, I have had mountain oysters a few times..........so what would lamb be called? Meadow Oysters or Shepard's Oysters?

Nappy Nuts?

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Originally posted by Howard Baratz

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Originally posted by chezkatie

Well, I have had mountain oysters a few times..........so what would lamb be called? Meadow Oysters or Shepard's Oysters?

Nappy Nuts?

Lambentations.

I'm gonna leave you two to duke it out.............

I've been told I have "Cahunas" (some language for "balls") so yes, I might just take them and go home!

The Spanish is 'Cajonnes'.

But "criadillas" in Argentina -- ¡y mucho grande, tambien!

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Originally posted by lleechef

I'm gonna leave you two to duke it out.............

Please no hitting below the belt!

you guys are fixated........

I apologize in advance but, please, just one more:

Q. Why does a Roadfooder lick his Curried Lamb Balls?

A. Because he can.

You deserve to be lambasted for that one.

A moment of silence please....
I just brought McDuff, the Wonder Pup, home from hi Scottish-Rite Cookie-Cutting Ceremony. He is groggy and resting in his little Doggie Bed at this time.
Before I place his former award-winning parts on EBAY to be 'hawked to the highest bidder'. I thought I would share the trophy winners with the folks who obviously appreciate items of personal value like these.
Now to rake in the royalties from the suckers on EBAY who will receive a couple of Green Giant Green Garden Peas rolled in Potting Soil...With instructions on how to plant them to grow a beautiful little Puppie...
Heheheh There's one born every minute, folks !!!

Here is the chipper McDuff this morning as he prepared for a wonderful ride in the country... Little does he know what is in store for him this day.....



This evening the perpetual motion machine that is McDuff the wonder Pup, has taken a night off to recover from his experiences this day.



Living proof that time heals all wounds !!

Poor little McDuff. You don't have anymore pictures of him to post, do you?

I have a "Before", taken this morning before we left for the ceremony...will take an "After" when he wakes up, then try to put them in here ![|)]

Having participated in the making of steers out of little bulls, I can attest that they behave just like men. Bawl and run for their mamas .

Mr. Mayor: Obviously you did not give McDuff a vote in his misadventure Poor little dog. OUCH

Paul E. Smith
Knoxville, TN

Now that is one handsome pooch. Consequently, I may never post my own photo.

Mr. Mayor - if you go to www.whitehouse.gov and click on the picture of Barney there is a really cute movie - "Barney Reloaded" about the first dog who bears a remarkable resemblence to your little Duffie.

Here is a quick recipe for curried lamb balls:

1. Grab the lamb by the neck and tail; flip gently on it's back
2. Apply egg wash, each ball at a time
3. Apply a liberal amount of curry powder to each ball- pat gently, to remove excess
4. Turn on the deep fryer onto "high".
5. Place the entire lamb into the deep fryer, head first.
6. After 5 minutes, remove lamb, which was once white as snow and is now a crispy brown, from the deep fryer.
7. Remove balls
8. Go back to the barn and drink your beer. When a lamb gets within arms reach, grab another one and repeat the process. Do this until you pass out or run out of lambs.

This recipe pretty much works for most male mammals.

Ohhhhhhh, Mc Duff is adorable! He'll hate you when he wakes up but the hate doesn't last long, they are unconditional lovers.
Kitty hated me when I had her snipped AND de-clawed on the same day! Nasty kitty! But after 16 1/2 years on the road together.......ah well......she got used to it. Another can of tuna? There comes the unconditional love again......

Regarding the First dog. Barney has fully matured in his appearance.. The Beard, the Kilt and the leg-warmers are quite handsome on him. Duff has a ways to go in that line...but compared to the photo I put on less than 2 months ago He is gaining stature rapidly. When we weighed him on 10/7 he clicked the scale at 2.9 lbs. Oct 22 he was 4.8 lbs. At the cutting ceremony, (before) he was 11.8 lbs. He is really quite lean, not any loose fat..but his length has expanded and the muscles are filling in.
He is recovering rapidly. After a slow start this morning he is now chasing his ball (no pun) and killing his stuffed duck over and over. in other behavior he seems normal, so we will watch him for any signs of problems.
Thank you for all of your kind thoughts about this little guy. He is rapidly earning his way as he fills the shoes of Wolfus , The Wonder Dog. That is a hard act to follow. But he will.

He is now chasing his ball, no pun intended

Al, poor dog. How would you feel if you had just been castrated. In my humble opinion, I would feel like total crap. I am surprised that McDuff has any energy at all. What does he have to look forward to?

Perhaps you can give him a chocolate laced with Makers Mark? Perhaps with his condition a double Canadian with some Salt Lick ribs.

Sympathetic pain

Paul E. Smith
Knoxville, TN

T E N N I S B A L L...ok ?
He has a big white duck--stuffed toy-- He does the usual doggie 'kill and drag to Master' exercise then wants to play tug-a-war to dismember the corpse....Damn Video games are ruining the younger Generation. Nothing left to the imagination..He has to have it thrown (flown).. He nails it within 3 seconds of contact with the ground, then drags the trophy back to me to start over. At least it is a silent toy... He took over one of the grandkids toys , a stuffed gorilla.. It sings 'Wild Thing' when you squeeze the left hand. He has learned to kill it..then drag it back...then make it sing for us..Then he puts it under our bed.

OK, This thread is NOT DEAD Yet!!!!!
I found this photo of a bearded young Clothier and his H S Prom date in a file of old photo's.
What a special evening it must have been !!!
No Limo for these adventuresome kids !!!

You know why Scotsmen wear kilts don't you???




A sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!!

Mayor: That pic of clothier is great! That's the real story behind his roadfood handle-he's been into sheepskin long before his current job.

Um, clothier, you date is.....well..........kind of...EEEWWWWWE.

Now I'm starting to understand your fascination with things like lutefisk, orange roofs, lamb balls and liberals. You've been just plain TROUBLED since High School, boy.

I think the deal with me and ET is OFF! No wonder you wanted to make me a pair of CHAPS!!!!!!!!

Do I detect a wolf in sheep's clothier?

I must stand-up for my comrade clothier while he's apparently away and therefore saved from his character being bashed on this thread. Three specific retorts:

1. Yes, the photo is of clothier. But don't dare call into question him being a sexual pushover as he's clearly in the dominant postion on the bike.

2. Look, we've all done crazy things in high school. At least you don't have a photo of clothier actually consuming lutefisk, do you? I didn't think so.

3. Finally, for those of you so friggin' self-righteous that you didn't look at the above photo close enough to make out the initials "ER" on the motorcycle's seat, please be aware that clothier was taking this poor animal to the emergency room following lleechef's cruel transgender experiment gone horribly wrong.

I hope you all feel better now for your oh-so-cute quips. And never, ever, say I didn't stand-up for a friend on this site.