Dear Friends and Redtressed...

I must admit and apoligize for inducing Red's latest heart attack. On the morning of the attack I sent Red and the Mayor a link to a Master Card parody that is a bit risque. Evidently it was much too much for Red to handle. I'm really glad that Al couldn't get the link to work. I'd have sure hated sending him to the hospital too.

Now that Red is back and healthy I can come forward out of my shame and self loathing for this cruel and insensitive act that I have perpetrated.

To all, I am truly sorry. The link has been deleted. Even though it was one of the funniest parodies I've ever seen. If it can send a strumpet like Red into cardiac convulsions then it must be too much for mere mortals. Not that I am more then mortal, I just really like the warped reality I live in.

My apoligies to all!

MikeS.

Mike, did the parody have something to do with an intercom?

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Originally posted by MikeSh Now that Red is back and healthy I can come forward out of my shame and self loathing for this cruel and insensitive act that I have perpetrated.

The link has been deleted. Even though it was one of the funniest parodies I've ever seen.

Hmmm. . . . Perhaps it would be helpful if you shared this link with us in order that we might discover what it was that had such a terrible effect on Red. Puh-leeze?

Now geezy peezy, Mike.......I TOLD you that I think that ermmmmmmmm link is a hoot. My debauched mind enjoys such, but I wasn't sure that the crowd at large shared my uhmmmmmmmm, ermmmmmmm sometimes depraved sense of humor. If truth be told, my heart went pitter, patter, splat over WVU getting into the finals...........

(Ok........so maybe that's a white lie, but I'll be danged if I share the REEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL reason with y'all)


And yes, signman...........it had something to do with an intercom.........

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Originally posted by signman

Mike, did the parody have something to do with an intercom?

It did :)

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Originally posted by Rick F.

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Hmmm. . . . Perhaps it would be helpful if you shared this link with us in order that we might discover what it was that had such a terrible effect on Red. Puh-leeze?

Rick, if I can relocate the link, then after you have signed and have notaried a 10 page disclaimer holding me blameless then I will e-mail you the link.

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Originally posted by redtressed

Now geezy peezy, Mike.......I TOLD you that I think that ermmmmmmmm link is a hoot. My debauched mind enjoys such, but I wasn't sure that the crowd at large shared my uhmmmmmmmm, ermmmmmmm sometimes depraved sense of humor. If truth be told, my heart went pitter, patter, splat over WVU getting into the finals...........

(Ok........so maybe that's a white lie, but I'll be danged if I share the REEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL reason with y'all)


And yes, signman...........it had something to do with an intercom.........

Well Red, it sure was suspicious that I send you that and a couple hours later you keel over. Figured you must have been laughing so hard you blew a stent.

I'm just glad to see that you are back and in such fine forum

And just remember......Father Knows Best!

NO FAIR!

I don't know, sounds like the email equivelant of "THE RING"