Describe your ex ONLY using food items.

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mar52 Total Posts: 6856 Joined: 4/17/2005 Location: Marina del Rey, CA	Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 2:35 PM (permalink) Pickled
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kland01s Total Posts: 2799 Joined: 3/14/2003 Location: Fox River Valley, IL	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 3:56 PM (permalink) What??? I had an ex that would crumble potato chips onto a meatloaf sandwich dosed in ketchup. Had another ex that would make me amazing dinners. No ex anymore...... long time partner of 34 years currently. Many years of good food made together.
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mar52 Total Posts: 6856 Joined: 4/17/2005 Location: Marina del Rey, CA	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 4:31 PM (permalink) 34 years is nice! Jerk Chicken (Not you)
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Wabbit Total Posts: 471 Joined: 9/9/2008 Location: Kernersville, NC	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 4:34 PM (permalink) Flaky as pie crust, disposition of vinegar.
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wanderingjew Total Posts: 6755 Joined: 1/18/2001 Location: East Greenwich/ Warwick, RI Roadfood Insider	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 4:48 PM (permalink) I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section.... I believe this is the second. I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows. "carrots and celery sticks"
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mar52 Total Posts: 6856 Joined: 4/17/2005 Location: Marina del Rey, CA	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 5:21 PM (permalink) Give rutabagas a chance!
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Michael Hoffman Total Posts: 15919 Joined: 7/1/2000 Location: Gahanna, OH	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 5:23 PM (permalink) They're called turnips in New England and Swedes in Ireland.
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edwmax Total Posts: 1746 Joined: 1/1/2007 Location: Cairo, GA	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 6:05 PM (permalink) My ex ... nuts ...
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Foodbme Total Posts: 8576 Joined: 9/1/2006 Location: Gilbert, AZ Roadfood Insider	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 7:59 PM (permalink) wanderingjew I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section.... I believe this is the second. I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows. "carrots and celery sticks" HUH??????? I think that one requires a little more explanation!!
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mayor al

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Joined: 8/20/2002
Location: Louisville area, Southern Indiana
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Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 8:34 PM (permalink)

OK..
Despite the fact that I stayed around for 24 years...marinating someone my size takes time... I find that my ex-spouse is made of self-rising flour and Postum grounds and has a dented can, generic-brand, pork-n-beans mentality. When I finally had enough of the slow-roasting fork-jabbing attitude I left.
She continue to be one who thinks if she whines and fusses enough, people will believe she is the center of the universe.
She is watery lime jello mixed with dry Ramen mix and served with Hamburger Helper minus the Hamburger. OH Yeah, toss in some Meow Mix, She had 25 cats the last time one of my kids counted.
Thank You. I feel much better now. My second spouse is the TUMS and Strip Steak of my Life !!

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1bbqboy Total Posts: 4342 Joined: 11/20/2000 Location: Rogue Valley	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 9:23 PM (permalink) bi-polar bunghole stew served over VERY sour lemons.
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CCinNJ Total Posts: 6784 Joined: 7/24/2008 Location: Bayonne, NJ	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 9:33 PM (permalink) Peachy &$@€#^ &@$!¥£
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wanderingjew

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Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 10:30 PM (permalink)

Foodbme

wanderingjew

I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
I believe this is the second.
I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
"carrots and celery sticks"

HUH???????
I think that one requires a little more explanation!!

Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.

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edwmax

Total Posts: 1746
Joined: 1/1/2007
Location: Cairo, GA

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Mon, 08/13/12 11:02 PM (permalink)

wanderingjew

Foodbme

wanderingjew

I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
I believe this is the second.
I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
"carrots and celery sticks"

HUH???????
I think that one requires a little more explanation!!

Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.

OH ... that type! ...

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mar52 Total Posts: 6856 Joined: 4/17/2005 Location: Marina del Rey, CA	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 12:24 AM (permalink) Corny
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joerogo

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Joined: 1/17/2006
Location: Pittston, PA

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 7:20 AM (permalink)

wanderingjew

Foodbme

wanderingjew

I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
I believe this is the second.
I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
"carrots and celery sticks"

HUH???????
I think that one requires a little more explanation!!

Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.

For the record, this is you third post in the "Miscellaneous - Off Topic & "Lighter Fare"" forum. Consider yourself on double secret probation.

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MetroplexJim

Total Posts: 2538
Joined: 6/24/2007
Location: McKinney, TX

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 9:13 AM (permalink)

Ex Mrs. Metro #1: a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Turned alkie on me; I got the house and the kids).

Ex Mrs. Metro #2: a bipolar saltena. (A spicy Bolivian who had her violent "ups & downs").

Ex Mrs. Mtro #3: The turkey in "Christmas Vacation". (HUGE mistake; I was sadly focused only on appearances; exploding "trophy wife"; YIKES!)

The present Mrs. Metro: Dinner at Restaurant Jules Verne. (Excellent, cultured, with a great view!)

And BTW: None of my ex'es lives in Texas!

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SeamusD Total Posts: 862 Joined: 4/1/2008 Location: Syracuse, NY	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 11:52 AM (permalink) Ex-wife: cold fish on stale bread, thought she was caviar on toast points. Ex-gf: Red Bull and vodka on crack.
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Michael Hoffman Total Posts: 15919 Joined: 7/1/2000 Location: Gahanna, OH	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 12:02 PM (permalink) Gagutz
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love2bake Total Posts: 578 Joined: 8/10/2008 Location: SFBay Area, CA	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 12:26 PM (permalink) I'd describe him as any of the "mother" sauces...
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mar52 Total Posts: 6856 Joined: 4/17/2005 Location: Marina del Rey, CA	Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. Tue, 08/14/12 4:17 PM (permalink) Wienie
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iluvcfood Total Posts: 262 Joined: 6/13/2012 Location: Sunny, CA	Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Tue, 08/14/12 4:47 PM (permalink) Sloppy Joes for tonights dinner.......... Soon as the meat has finished simmering a bit I'll add 3 different kinds of shredded cheese and then "slop" it between 2 toasted Texas sized onion buns. I'll serve them with some crispy onion rings! <message edited by iluvcfood on Tue, 08/14/12 7:50 PM>
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CCinNJ Total Posts: 6784 Joined: 7/24/2008 Location: Bayonne, NJ	Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Tue, 08/14/12 10:19 PM (permalink) He must have been REALLY sloppy.
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CCinNJ Total Posts: 6784 Joined: 7/24/2008 Location: Bayonne, NJ	Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Tue, 08/14/12 10:32 PM (permalink) Polish Boy
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chefbuba Total Posts: 1774 Joined: 6/22/2009 Location: Near You, WA	Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Tue, 08/14/12 11:21 PM (permalink) There's two threads co-mingled here.......
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1bbqboy Total Posts: 4342 Joined: 11/20/2000 Location: Rogue Valley	Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Wed, 08/15/12 1:45 AM (permalink) ....or maybe not.
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CCinNJ Total Posts: 6784 Joined: 7/24/2008 Location: Bayonne, NJ	Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Wed, 08/15/12 10:07 AM (permalink) A sandwich is a sandwich...
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joerogo Total Posts: 4291 Joined: 1/17/2006 Location: Pittston, PA	Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? Wed, 08/15/12 10:44 AM (permalink) I think Texas sized buns are good.
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