Disgusting Desserts?

I'm attending an annual get together of seaplane pilot
friends in a few weeks. I love a good (practical) joke
... and am thinking of something food related; specifically,
a truly disgusting dessert.

Can anyone top Kitty Litter Cake?

http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes/dessert/cakes/kittylittercake.html

-doug

Here are a couple of recipes that I found on the internet which sound disgusting enough for anyone. ENJOY?

Cupcake Rats

Take a toy rubber or plastic mouse/rat and mold
pieces of aluminum foil by pressing the foil over the
top of the rat, forming a foil cup that has the shape of
the rat on the inside, leave the bottom open and pull
the toy rat out. Make a bunch of these aluminum rat
cups. Use some additional foil to form legs so the molds
sit open side up on a cookie sheet. Spray the inside of the
foil rat molds with non-stick cooking spray and fill with
chocolate cake batter following the instructions on the
box. Leaving the molds on the cookie sheet for support,
bake the rat cakes in the oven, again follow box
instructions, you may find it helps to over bake them a
bit. When finished baking, let cool and pull off the foil
mold and trim the bottom of the cupcake rat with a knife
so it sits flat. Use red cake icing in the little squeeze
tubes to inject (from the bottom) the insides with a little
gooey "blood", use licorice whips for a tail and red cake
decorating beads for eyes. You usually will only get one
rat per mold so make plenty of the foil molds, they're
easy to do. You can make these into bats by adding wings
made from Fruit Roll-Ups and leaving off the tail.
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Desserts -- Kitty Turds on bed of Kitty Litter

Very simply, make little chocolate "logs",
like Tootsie Rolls, and serve then in a foil-lined box,
on a bed of sugar-dusted Grape Nuts. Make sure the
family cat is clearly in evidence...

There are some really different recipes on this site. Some would really freak some people right out.
http://bertc.com/recipes.htm

Dearfolk,
Why not chicken merangue pie? That's something even I never thought of until pressed into service, lo this very minute. Add some lemon gelatin dessert for that **special** appeal.
Wigglier Than Eels, Ort. Carlton in Rainy Athens, Georgia.

For an easy disguting dessert, how about potty jello? Clean out one shelf of your refrigerator. Get a new plastic bedpan and fill with water and measure out to see how much it holds. Make an equivalent amount of lemon jello, cool slightly, then add to bedpan and put in refrigerator to chill. When starting to jell, insert unwrapped large and small size Tootsie Rolls into the jello in an artistic arrangement. Chill and serve.

Try this site, don't blame me

http://www.lavamind.com/food.html

Thanks, Rainsux, for your kittie litter cake recipe. It was very popular with my co-workers. I sent it to my wife, too, who asked what the hell I've been doing at work, wasting time on this stuff. She'd been under the impression that I actually worked when I came to the office, rather than goofed off!