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2009/09/30 20:22:03 (permalink)

Famous Last Words

This morning my mother says to me, "I'm not going to replace just the ball in the toilet, I'm going to replace the whole insides because they're probably going to go soon also".  She asked me to help, and I declined, being that I know not one thing about plumbing other than the hot should be on the left and the cold on the right when you're facing the sink.

Several hours and a two-hour emergency visit from the plumber later, we have running water in the house again.
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    mayor al
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 09:28:09 (permalink)

    ME-- " Damn sour tummy. I need to lay-off the BBQ for awhile."

    Nurse-Wife--  "We're going to have your upset tummy checked out in the E R. It's been getting worse lately".

    A week later after Gall-Bladder removal, two days on a Vent, a Six-inch scar, and a couple of "Defib" Jump Starts, I got to go home. Things have not been the same since.

    Score-- Nurse-wife--------- ONE
                Ego-Eater Mayor-- Zero  !!
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 10:21:28 (permalink)
    Mr Chips 2001-" There has never been a position player from Japan who has had a major impact on his team. This new guy for the Mariners will be lucky to hit .260 and I don't think he will have much of an impact on the Mariners."
             My wife has never let me forget this prediction about Ichiro's future with the Mariners when he first joined the team.
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 11:49:45 (permalink)
    mayor al

    ME-- " Damn sour tummy. I need to lay-off the BBQ for awhile."

    Nurse-Wife--  "We're going to have your upset tummy checked out in the E R. It's been getting worse lately".

    A week later after Gall-Bladder removal, two days on a Vent, a Six-inch scar, and a couple of "Defib" Jump Starts, I got to go home. Things have not been the same since.

    Score-- Nurse-wife--------- ONE
                Ego-Eater Mayor-- Zero  !!

    Al, was this recently?

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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 11:56:28 (permalink)
    "Tomorrows our big picnic, I hope it doesn't rain"
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 12:00:11 (permalink)
    2002.. True story !
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 14:37:43 (permalink)
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    Mr Chips 2001-" There has never been a position player from Japan who has had a major impact on his team. This new guy for the Mariners will be lucky to hit .260 and I don't think he will have much of an impact on the Mariners."
             My wife has never let me forget this prediction about Ichiro's future with the Mariners when he first joined the team.


    That made me LOL.  And LOL hard!  I lived in Seattle '00 to '08.  Never have I see a player so completely embraced and loved by the community.
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 17:10:58 (permalink)
    "I'll just have ONE more"
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 17:30:01 (permalink)
    "I'll never live in the the Inland Empire. It's too hot."

    Guess who.
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/01 18:08:38 (permalink)
    "My God.  It's full of stars."
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/02 11:08:17 (permalink)
    Better here than Philadelphia...

    Rosebud...
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/02 14:47:54 (permalink)
    I'm so full, I'll never eat again!
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/02 15:26:12 (permalink)
    "Mehr Licht...!" (More Light...!)

    (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)




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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/02 18:06:26 (permalink)

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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/02 18:43:17 (permalink)
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/02 18:53:16 (permalink)
    CU in Hell...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN6eTXA0VlI



    Dumbo!


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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/03 11:17:29 (permalink)
    do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/03 14:12:33 (permalink)
    " I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN"
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/03 14:49:43 (permalink)
    Hold my beer, and watch this!!!
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/03 17:38:30 (permalink)
    Wabbit

    Hold my beer, and watch this!!!

    LOL

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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/03 21:46:10 (permalink)
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/03 21:53:42 (permalink)
    Made it Ma! Top of the world!
    -Cody Jarrett
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/04 17:24:06 (permalink)
    I get paid on Friday, I'll pay you back then!
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/04 20:37:27 (permalink)
    WarToad

    "My God.  It's full of stars."


    The Monolith Mall: "My God, it's full of stores!"

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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/17 09:07:21 (permalink)
    Mr Chips 1980"-Larry Bird is a slow white guy who will never make it in the NBA."
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/17 13:09:01 (permalink)
    Follow-up to the post that started this thread:  "Hey, now the sink is leaking.  I wonder if I can..."

    Me: "NO!  Call the plumber!!!"
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/17 13:19:25 (permalink)
    "The Monolith Mall: "My God, it's full of stores!"

    This one..., full of Stares.

    Final Words...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXN9r6tPgHU


    Michael

    * I wish, I was there...


    post edited by Michael_Germany - 2009/10/17 13:22:57
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/21 15:08:48 (permalink)
    "Goodbye" is the word,  another word "Friends", this is the end...

    "Michael, besides all this, this is the end", CU.

    Und dann bist du alleine, in einem Traum...


    Michel


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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/22 08:55:55 (permalink)
    You don't have to cut the circuit breaker off to fix that.....Really?
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    Re:Famous Last Words 2009/10/22 09:33:44 (permalink)

    Rainer Maria Rilke

    Die Dinge singen hör ich so gern

    Ich fürchte mich so vor der Menschen Wort.
    Sie sprechen alles so deutlich aus:
    Und dieses heißt Hund und jenes heißt Haus,
    und hier ist Beginn und das Ende ist dort.
    Mich bangt auch ihr Sinn, ihr Spiel mit dem Spott.
    Sie wissen alles, was wird und war,
    kein Berg ist ihnen mehr wunderbar;
    ihr Garten und Gut grenzt gerade an Gott.
    Ich will immer warnen und wehren: Bleibt fern.
    Die Dinge singen hör ich so gern.
    Ihr rührt sie an: sie sind starr und stumm.
    Ihr bringt mir alle die Dinge um...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdP9FnrCGVs


    Michael
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