When I managed the OG in Florence, KY back in the early 90's, we had a menu that we kept in the managers office safe. Any time anyone famous came in we would discreetly ask for them to sign the menu.
So let me set the scene, late on a saturday evening,
4 VERY large muscular men and this dude in a cowboy hat comes walking in. The Hostess recognized them so she set them off to one of the smaller rooms away from the rest of the crowd.
The server's name was Rodney, he came in and asked if he could take the menu out to the table, that they were
4 of the Cincinnati Bengals players eating there.
I took the menu out and watched as Rodney approached the group of
5 men. He proceded to get the
4 lineman's autograph's, and turned to leave the room. This is when the dude in the cowboy hat said, "hey wouldn't you like for me to sign that too??"
Rodney as polite as he could, asked "Why?? Are you somebody important too?"
At that point I wanted to crawl under one of the tables, but the
4 Lineman started laughing so hard and slapping the cowboy hat dude, on the back!
The dude in the hat turned out to be David Klingler, the Bengals #1 Draft Pick that year and starting quarterback.
Needless to say i had to sneak into the freezer (sound proof) and die laughing!!!









