Fast Food joints and Doctors

Went to the doctor today.  He whittled my toes and told me to come back in a month.  He also told me to use a few products which I had to purchase.  He specifically showed me how to apply one of them as if it was difficult.
 
I believe that the girls/women, trained and uniformed professional staff that work in his office got their jobs straight from working the window at McDonald's.
 
That one specific medicine was not in the bag when I got home.
 
I'm missing my McDouble!
 
 

He played with your toes? And he wants you back in a month? Hmmmm.
 

Played?  It HURT!
 
I expect he'll also charge me some exorbitant amount.

mar52


Played?  It HURT!

I'm sorry.

mar52


Went to the doctor today.  He whittled my toes and told me to come back in a month.  He also told me to use a few products which I had to purchase.  He specifically showed me how to apply one of them as if it was difficult.

I believe that the girls/women, trained and uniformed professional staff that work in his office got their jobs straight from working the window at McDonald's.

That one specific medicine was not in the bag when I got home.

I'm missing my McDouble!

The "ditzies" are everywhere these days.  It is impossible to escape them any more! 

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mar52


Went to the doctor today.  He whittled my toes and told me to come back in a month.  He also told me to use a few products which I had to purchase.  He specifically showed me how to apply one of them as if it was difficult.

I believe that the girls/women, trained and uniformed professional staff that work in his office got their jobs straight from working the window at McDonald's.

That one specific medicine was not in the bag when I got home.

I'm missing my McDouble!

The "ditzies" are everywhere these days.  It is impossible to escape them any more! 

Do you think so? Heck I have a young Anglo lady, 19, HS dropout, who can't tell time. if you tell her quarter after eleven, she thinks it's 25 minutes after eleven, as a quarter is 25 cents, true story! We are on a slippery slope!!

Now that's funny. Pitiful, but very funny.

Mar, you went to McDonalds to see your Doctor to get your toes Mcbuffed.........Go to Burger King next time, they do a Whopper of a good job, I don't think they do toes, but I know they have Chicken fingers....

Ha!
 
Just got off the phone with The Ditz.
 
I told her who I am, that I saw the doctor yesterday and that I wasn't given the gel that the doctor wanted me to use.
 
Her:  Are you sure?
Me:  Yes. He showed me how to apply it and I don't have it.
Her:  It's $20 are you sure?
Me:  Yes, it's why I saw the doctor.
Her:  What do you want me to do about it?
Me:  At what time do you close today?
 
I can't believe the way she handled my questions.
 
 

mar52


Ha!

Just got off the phone with The Ditz.

I told her who I am, that I saw the doctor yesterday and that I wasn't given the gel that the doctor wanted me to use.

Her:  Are you sure?
Me:  Yes. He showed me how to apply it and I don't have it.
Her:  It's $20 are you sure?
Me:  Yes, it's why I saw the doctor.
Her:  What do you want me to do about it?
Me:  At what time do you close today?

I can't believe the way she handled my questions.

I'm suprised she didn't say, "What day is today?"

I don't know Mar. Sounds normal to me. I mean, "What do you want me to do about it?" is pretty standard these days when the customer is always, well, the customer.
 
Did you say you have to go back in a month?

Mar, when The Ditz asked, "What do you want me to do about it?" you should have answered in a very strict voice,  "You need to stop doing right now whatever you are doing, and bring that gel over to me immediately!"  It would have been interesting to hear what her response would be.

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Mar, when The Ditz asked, "What do you want me to do about it?" you should have answered in a very strict voice,  "You need to stop doing right now whatever you are doing, and bring that gel over to me immediately!"  It would have been interesting to hear what her response would be.

"The Ditz" great name for a new comedy show!