Fast Food joints and Doctors

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2011/05/12 23:30:44 (permalink)

Fast Food joints and Doctors

Went to the doctor today.  He whittled my toes and told me to come back in a month.  He also told me to use a few products which I had to purchase.  He specifically showed me how to apply one of them as if it was difficult.
 
I believe that the girls/women, trained and uniformed professional staff that work in his office got their jobs straight from working the window at McDonald's.
 
That one specific medicine was not in the bag when I got home.
 
I'm missing my McDouble!
 
 
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    Michael Hoffman
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/12 23:43:35 (permalink)
    He played with your toes? And he wants you back in a month? Hmmmm.
     
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 00:09:49 (permalink)
    Played?  It HURT!
     
    I expect he'll also charge me some exorbitant amount.
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 00:19:54 (permalink)
    mar52

    Played?  It HURT!


    I'm sorry.

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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 00:45:09 (permalink)
    mar52

    Went to the doctor today.  He whittled my toes and told me to come back in a month.  He also told me to use a few products which I had to purchase.  He specifically showed me how to apply one of them as if it was difficult.

    I believe that the girls/women, trained and uniformed professional staff that work in his office got their jobs straight from working the window at McDonald's.

    That one specific medicine was not in the bag when I got home.

    I'm missing my McDouble!



    The "ditzies" are everywhere these days.  It is impossible to escape them any more! 
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 12:05:37 (permalink)
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    mar52

    Went to the doctor today.  He whittled my toes and told me to come back in a month.  He also told me to use a few products which I had to purchase.  He specifically showed me how to apply one of them as if it was difficult.

    I believe that the girls/women, trained and uniformed professional staff that work in his office got their jobs straight from working the window at McDonald's.

    That one specific medicine was not in the bag when I got home.

    I'm missing my McDouble!



    The "ditzies" are everywhere these days.  It is impossible to escape them any more! 

    Do you think so? Heck I have a young Anglo lady, 19, HS dropout, who can't tell time. if you tell her quarter after eleven, she thinks it's 25 minutes after eleven, as a quarter is 25 cents, true story! We are on a slippery slope!!

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    Michael Hoffman
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 12:11:46 (permalink)
    Now that's funny. Pitiful, but very funny.
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 12:53:15 (permalink)
    Mar, you went to McDonalds to see your Doctor to get your toes Mcbuffed.........Go to Burger King next time, they do a Whopper of a good job, I don't think they do toes, but I know they have Chicken fingers....
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 13:23:33 (permalink)
    Ha!
     
    Just got off the phone with The Ditz.
     
    I told her who I am, that I saw the doctor yesterday and that I wasn't given the gel that the doctor wanted me to use.
     
    Her:  Are you sure?
    Me:  Yes. He showed me how to apply it and I don't have it.
    Her:  It's $20 are you sure?
    Me:  Yes, it's why I saw the doctor.
    Her:  What do you want me to do about it?
    Me:  At what time do you close today?
     
    I can't believe the way she handled my questions.
     
     
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 13:33:55 (permalink)
    mar52

    Ha!

    Just got off the phone with The Ditz.

    I told her who I am, that I saw the doctor yesterday and that I wasn't given the gel that the doctor wanted me to use.

    Her:  Are you sure?
    Me:  Yes. He showed me how to apply it and I don't have it.
    Her:  It's $20 are you sure?
    Me:  Yes, it's why I saw the doctor.
    Her:  What do you want me to do about it?
    Me:  At what time do you close today?

    I can't believe the way she handled my questions.



    I'm suprised she didn't say, "What day is today?"

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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 13:42:40 (permalink)
    I don't know Mar. Sounds normal to me. I mean, "What do you want me to do about it?" is pretty standard these days when the customer is always, well, the customer.
     
    Did you say you have to go back in a month?
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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 14:04:45 (permalink)
    Mar, when The Ditz asked, "What do you want me to do about it?" you should have answered in a very strict voice,  "You need to stop doing right now whatever you are doing, and bring that gel over to me immediately!"  It would have been interesting to hear what her response would be.

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    Re:Fast Food joints and Doctors 2011/05/13 17:54:32 (permalink)
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    Mar, when The Ditz asked, "What do you want me to do about it?" you should have answered in a very strict voice,  "You need to stop doing right now whatever you are doing, and bring that gel over to me immediately!"  It would have been interesting to hear what her response would be.


    "The Ditz" great name for a new comedy show!

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