Fire up the Grill

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2006/03/15 21:50:54 (permalink)

Fire up the Grill

A man and his wife were working in their garden one
>>> day.
>>>
>>> The man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt
>>> is getting really big I mean really big. I bet your
>>> butt is bigger than the barbecue."
>>>
>>> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
>>> measure the grill, then went over to where his wife
>>> was working and measured his wife's bottom.
>>>
>>> "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider
>>> than the barbecue!!!"
>>>
>>> The woman chose to ignore her husband.
>>>
>>> Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a
>>> little frisky.
>>>
>>> He made some advances towards his wife who
>>> completely brushes him off.
>>>
>>> "What's wrong?" he asks.
>>>
>>> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire
>>> up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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