Oh, I get it. Y'all are a bunch of anarchists who want to destroy our way of life!
I don't believe that citizens should be allowed to own guns, because:
1) They can easily hurt themselves.
2) It's been PROVEN (just like man-caused global warming) that allowing common, unlightened citizen scum to own handguns only results in everyone shooting and killing someone at the slightest provocation.
3) The government knows (and cares about) what's best for all of us, and allowing citizens to own guns might someday get in the way of the government's right to control us. Heaven only knows what would happen to us if we were left to make decisions for ourselves!!!
4) Who needs an assault rifle to go hunting???
Well, I guess I've made my point. I encourage all of you gun-toting, 2nd-amendment believing, child-abusing, America-hating scum to turn in your guns NOW!!!
Your government will thank you for your patriotism.