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Sundancer7

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Frog and snake Thu, 07/12/07 6:50 AM (permalink)
This story is food and beverage related and is for JB

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done
run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he
seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem
big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux
had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake
and grabbed him roun de haid.

Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped
hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free.

But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and
puts it in his bait can.

Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's
gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back
pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee
hillbilly moonshine likker.

He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's
eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat,
Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his
barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton
moufed water moccasin, wif two more frogs.

Life is Good!

Paul E. Smith
Knoxville, TN
 
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    lleechef

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    RE: Frog and snake Thu, 07/12/07 10:11 PM (permalink)
    Oh no. JB's next video is either gonna be about frogs or snakes.......cooked Cajun style, BOY!
     
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      UncleVic

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      RE: Frog and snake Thu, 07/12/07 11:23 PM (permalink)
      Mmmmm... I was hoping for a rabbit dinner, but Cajun Style frogs will have to do... BOY!
       
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        roossy90

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        RE: Frog and snake Fri, 07/13/07 5:15 AM (permalink)
         
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