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bigbear

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Sun, 10/6/13 2:18 PM (permalink)
Kiss your girlfriend where it stinks...  take her to New Jersey.
 
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    edwmax

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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Sun, 10/6/13 6:46 PM (permalink)
    My wife had two on her bumper.  One said,  If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.    ....
    The other one,   Gone crazy, will be back later.
     
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      MetroplexJim

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      Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Tue, 10/8/13 6:00 PM (permalink)
      The White Spite House
       
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        Michael Hoffman

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        Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Tue, 10/8/13 6:18 PM (permalink)
        Ooh, ooh, ooh!
        Politics and bumper stickers. That'll be one flag, please.
         
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          MetroplexJim

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          Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 10/9/13 8:28 AM (permalink)
          Michael Hoffman


          Ooh, ooh, ooh!
          Politics and bumper stickers. That'll be one flag, please.


          Cantcha cut us Texicans a little slack? 
          After all, the thread is "funny bumper stickers" and I laughed when I saw that one yesterday. 
           
          BTW:  I've played both courses at Andrews AFB and prefer the newer 18 which is 'links-style".   Lovely facility; clearly vital to National Security.  Just to stay on topic:  too bad the military aren't permitted to put bumper stickers on their vehicles.  I'll bet that parking lot would be a laugh riot if they were allowed. 
          <message edited by MetroplexJim on Wed, 10/9/13 8:35 AM>
           
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            Twinwillow

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            Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 10/16/13 7:52 PM (permalink)
            Great thread!
             
            My favorite? "Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore"
             
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              love2bake

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              Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 10/16/13 8:14 PM (permalink)
              I'll skip political ones and try something slightly less controversial:
               
              If God is not a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?
               
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                MetroplexJim

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                Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 10/17/13 8:35 AM (permalink)
                love2bake


                I'll skip political ones and try something slightly less controversial:

                If God is not a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?


                Even as a Cavalier I always thought that one was funny. 
                And, when Dean Smith coached the 'Heels, probably true!
                 
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                  MetroplexJim

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                  Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 10/17/13 8:42 AM (permalink)
                  Twinwillow


                  Great thread!

                  My favorite? "Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore"


                  I'm sending that one to my ex-brother-in-law.  On visits I was always amazed to find him into his third Bud even before breakfast.  In fact, my alarm cloch was hearing the first pre-dawn "pssssh + snap"!  He always referred to his liver as "my Pet Rock". 
                   
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                    kozel

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                    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 10/17/13 8:42 AM (permalink)
                    'I got this car for my wife, pretty good trade!'
                     
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                      tmiles

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                      Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Tue, 12/3/13 4:14 PM (permalink)
                      It's not gossip....it's networking
                       
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                        chewingthefat

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                        Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 12/4/13 5:05 PM (permalink)
                        Saw this in Gettysburg...............I [a heart] farts, I did laugh!
                         
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                          ann peeples

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                          Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 12/5/13 9:11 AM (permalink)
                          Saw this one recently- Jesus loves you, but I am his favorite.
                           
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