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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/06 14:18:15 (permalink)
Kiss your girlfriend where it stinks...  take her to New Jersey.
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/06 18:46:24 (permalink)
My wife had two on her bumper.  One said,  If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.    ....
The other one,   Gone crazy, will be back later.
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/08 18:00:09 (permalink)
The White Spite House
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/08 18:18:36 (permalink)
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Politics and bumper stickers. That'll be one flag, please.
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/09 08:28:48 (permalink)
Michael Hoffman

Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Politics and bumper stickers. That'll be one flag, please.


Cantcha cut us Texicans a little slack? 
After all, the thread is "funny bumper stickers" and I laughed when I saw that one yesterday. 
 
BTW:  I've played both courses at Andrews AFB and prefer the newer 18 which is 'links-style".   Lovely facility; clearly vital to National Security.  Just to stay on topic:  too bad the military aren't permitted to put bumper stickers on their vehicles.  I'll bet that parking lot would be a laugh riot if they were allowed. 
post edited by MetroplexJim - 2013/10/09 08:35:22
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/16 19:52:21 (permalink)
Great thread!
 
My favorite? "Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore"
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/16 20:14:18 (permalink)
I'll skip political ones and try something slightly less controversial:
 
If God is not a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/17 08:35:49 (permalink)
love2bake

I'll skip political ones and try something slightly less controversial:

If God is not a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?


Even as a Cavalier I always thought that one was funny. 
And, when Dean Smith coached the 'Heels, probably true!
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/17 08:42:43 (permalink)
Twinwillow

Great thread!

My favorite? "Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore"


I'm sending that one to my ex-brother-in-law.  On visits I was always amazed to find him into his third Bud even before breakfast.  In fact, my alarm cloch was hearing the first pre-dawn "pssssh + snap"!  He always referred to his liver as "my Pet Rock". 
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/17 08:42:47 (permalink)
'I got this car for my wife, pretty good trade!'
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/12/03 16:14:21 (permalink)
It's not gossip....it's networking
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/12/04 17:05:16 (permalink)
Saw this in Gettysburg...............I [a heart] farts, I did laugh!
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/12/05 09:11:49 (permalink)
Saw this one recently- Jesus loves you, but I am his favorite.
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/06 12:55:06 (permalink)
Daddy farted and we can't get out
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/06 14:41:57 (permalink)
Not quite a bumper sticker but maybe I should get one custom made. As a joke on me last night, I told a friend "If you put your ear up next to mine, you can hear the sea". It took her a minute to get it. Never heard anyone else say that.........well, I thought it was funny!
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/06 17:16:45 (permalink)
Are you SURE it's only going to be a fart!
I just got a bunch of Tee Shirts in with this on the back, selling the heck out of them!
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/06 22:52:24 (permalink)
"it's not that I'm old - your music really does suck."
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/07 12:09:55 (permalink)
Almost all the really great ones ARE political or borderline racist (these days, what isn't?). How about drug related? Firearms?
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/17 12:13:18 (permalink)
Not a bumper sticker, but a sign outside a Vet's office -
 
Neutering your pets makes them less nuts
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