(HOT) DOG JOKES!!!

OKAY, I KNOW I AM ASKING FOR IT!:))
I WANT ALL YOUR HOT DOG JOKES!!
i finally have my cart and target is to be up and running (in the little town of napanee, ontario, canada) in two weeks. it's been a long journey to get here- the last year has been full of planning, searching for a good site and a dog cart manufacturer i wanted to deal with and countless personal (family) and work challenges....
i want to write a (hot) dog joke on my menu daily...so, start 'em up and keep them coming. i got some great ideas for a business name from y'all ( i've chosen ' The Moveable Feast')
so i am looking forward to the jokes.
weighing in on the bun issue...i always 'test' a couple of dogs whilst cooking, anyway :))
dharma dog

Better be careful. Around here hotdogs are no joke. . . they seem to take em a little bit (too) seriously.

My guess is that most hot dog jokes would be risque, and in a sophomoric way.


Tom

sorry no hot dog jokes at the moment. I don't think he means the jokes to be a main attracter as much as a wisp of humour for the few moments a customers gaze runs over the cart. The owner of the sandwich shop my wife runs has the big store sign and under that a build your own on each store, each week he changes the wording, sometimes its just an ad , sometimes a humorous play on words. I don't know that it draws in any customers but I don't think it hurts either

well, three days and not a single dog joke...i AM disappointed; the group on this list has always proven themselves to be a humourous lot...
dharma dog

Did you ever heard the one about the hotdog, the traveling salesman, the hibernating black bear and the Nash Rambler?

http://www.hotdogbook.com/hot_dog_jokes.htm

So, here's a clean hot dog joke...


Q. What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog man???

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A. Make me one with everything...

gb

What's got 100 teeth and eats weiners?








The fly on most men's trousers.

D.Dog,

I am pretty Sure that the joke above (zipper) won't help in your marketing efforts...but that is just a guess on my part.

What kind of dog floats in the air?
An Airedale.

What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A HOT DOG.

Ok, YOU asked for it

quote:

Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

Did you ever heard the one about the hotdog, the traveling salesman, the hibernating black bear and the Nash Rambler?

I give up!

http://www.wimp.com/homophobe/

it's a short video ......give it some time to load.............

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Originally posted by roossy90

quote:

Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

Did you ever heard the one about the hotdog, the traveling salesman, the hibernating black bear and the Nash Rambler?

I give up!

Son of a gun! That's what the salesman said.

There's a video floating around out there on the internet for a few years.A college kid's buddy comes to visit him in his apt.While the visitor is out of the room,the guy deposits a hotdog from his butt-very graphic. When his buddy returns to the room the guy places the dog on a bun and asks,"do you want a hotdog?" yeah,cool,thanks!And eats it. The Internet is a world of wonders that sometimes i just don't quite understand.

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."


The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "What part did you get?