Hard to believe, I know....

....But as I was driving past a McD's last night, I saw wanderingjew sitting at a window table, absolutely inhaling a Big Mac. It looked like there was a super-sized Coke sitting next to him, too. I was so shocked I almost ran into people walking into the neighboring Taco Bell!!!!!!

Just when you think you know someone...

.....Say it isn't so, Dale.

Sheesch, First Pete Rose, then the Steroids, and Now our own WJ. Baseball is a shell of it's old self. (April 1st Headliner)

Oh, the shame.

Word is that the Big Mac was his second choice, he really wanted a double McRib and they were out.

Well, I don't think it is as bad as lleechef's confession that she is actually stirring up Kraft macaroni-n-cheese (with Miracle Whip), adding cut up Oscar Meyers and passing it off to her fancy, chi-chi clients as Poisson d'Avril.

AND she is withholding salt!

Some people.

I say it's "research".
How can you know what's good unless you know what's bad?

Actually I'm going to have to defer all of you to my other thread!! The old standby-
"I GIVE UP!!"

quote:

Originally posted by bill voss

I say it's "research".
How can you know what's good unless you know what's bad?

If you don't know what's bad, everything's good.

All I know was that it could not have been me.
I was at the drive through window.
2 double cheeseburgers from the dollar menu
Shot 213-207-256 for a 676 series immediately afterwards at bowling.
They must be something in those burgers.

It's worse than we thought, folks. Thanks to my old source network in this nation's hospitals, I have found out that wanderingjew is currently an inpatient at Big Mac Hospital on the campus of Hamburger University. Sources say that WJ is currently in the process of having a personna-change with the end result being his transformation into the both beloved and beleaguered Ronald McDonald



Here, wanderingjew is seen in the hospital cafeteria, accompanied by his mentor and physician Dr. Seymour Buttz:

LMAO!

Hamburger University-(ROadfoodNews) Dr. Seymour Buttz, in a press conference held today at Hamburger University, has announced the completion of the historical and oh so puzzling transformation of wanderingjew into a clone of Ronald McDonald. Along with the personna change, wanderingjew has also legally changed his name to WanderingRonaldMcDonald


The all-new WanderingRonaldMcDonald

Red,
You've outdone yourself! I salute your talents. And pass on my regards to your OB/GYN Dr. Buttz

What has this board become???

Who is next? Al, The Mayor-McCheese??

Nope:
Red has become a raw fooder. She's living on nuts and berries.
and carrots. lots of carrots.

quote:

Originally posted by aleswench

What has this board become???

Who is next? Al, The Mayor-McCheese??

HAHAHHAHAHA!!! Red, can you do this one, too? And what is the big purple dude called? Maybe you can add tiki's face to him!!!!

Big Purple Dude: The (once "evil") Grimace

No! No! No! Not that Big Purple Dude.
BARNEY

I ANYONE grafts MY face on Barney I will not be held resposible for the juju that SHALL fall upon them!!!!

This really is funny! Great one--but to me April first is ALWAYS a wonderful day--for its the birthday of MY April Fool--the worlds cutest daughter--who is now off in the wilds of NYC becoming rich and famos so she can support her dear old dad in his old age!!!

quote:

Originally posted by redtressed

Hamburger University-(ROadfoodNews) Dr. Seymour Buttz, in a press conference held today at Hamburger University, has announced the completion of the historical and oh so puzzling transformation of wanderingjew into a clone of Ronald McDonald. Along with the personna change, wanderingjew has also legally changed his name to WanderingRonaldMcDonald


The all-new WanderingRonaldMcDonald

That works OK, I guess. But, I think he'd be better off going with something like WanderingClown, or Ronald McJew.

Very funny stuff guys. Love it

quote:

Originally posted by Lone Star

Well, I don't think it is as bad as lleechef's confession that she is actually stirring up Kraft macaroni-n-cheese (with Miracle Whip), adding cut up Oscar Meyers and passing it off to her fancy, chi-chi clients as Poisson d'Avril.

AND she is withholding salt!

Some people.

Lone Star, I do NOT use Oscar Meyers......it's Viennese cocktail weenies and the whole thing is topped off with smoked lutefisk. Sheesh, get it right! And of course for dessert we serve chili with beans cleverly disguised to look like a Krispy Kreme. The chi-chi clients love it!
As for wanderingjew I am stunned that one amongst us would do such a thing. Very, very sad.

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