Originally posted by redtressed
Man, I have big shoes to attempt to fill.(No, I'm not intimating Mme. Meowzart had big clodhoppers) She is one grand lady, and I certainly look forward to reading much more of her here, and asking her advice. And thank you all for your well wishes. I pledge allegiance to the roadfood flag, and to first do no harm. I have a dream that one day little roadfooders will shake ,shake their groove thing in perfect harmony, it's the real thing. In order to form a more perfect Roadfood, I pledge hands, head, heart and health(alright, I won't sic my health on it) and promise to be a good do-bee. I, Redtressed do take thee, Roadfood.com as my awfully enjoyable site. Yea though it may lead me through the Shadow of the Valley of Burger King, I will fear no wax paper wrappers. Rest assured this troubadour is acting on her part and the caissons will keep rolling along.
I don't foresee invoking my inner dominatrix much at all and have shaved my legs in order to represent you all with pride and good hygiene.
Speaking of BK (
MY APPETITE IS MY SHEPHERD
My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating
For the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me
For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously, My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever
The Lord is my banker; my credit is good.
He maketh me to lie down in the consciousness of omnipresent abundance;
He giveth me the key to His strongbox.
He restoreth my faith in His riches;
He guideth me in the paths of prosperity for His name's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the very shadow of debt,
I shall fear no evil, for thou art with me;
Thy silver and Thy gold, they secure me.
Thou preparest a way for me in the presence of the collector;
Thou fillest my wallet with plenty; my measure runneth over.
Surely goodness and plenty will follow me all the days of my life,
And I shall do business in the name of the Lord forever.