i witnessed this situation at a mall's foodcourt today. scenario was.......
customer (a big-sized male): what comes with the burrito?
server: burrito comes with rice, beans, your choice of meat and other condiments over the other side.
customer: okay. i want rice, beans. can i have both chicken and steak?
server: yes you may sir, we'll give you half and half.
customer: yes. half and half.
server: would you like cheese, sour cream, pico de gallo?
customer: yes. everything.
server: what about your salsa? spicy, medium or mild?
customer: give me spicy and a some of the medium corn.
server: any lettuce sir?
customer: yes more of it please.
server: will that be all sir?
(by this time, i was wondering if the server was able to wrap up the stack

)
customer: wait....can you add the ground beef in there too?
server: yes sir, but the extra meat will be extra charge.
customer: yes, no problem. and i want the guacamole in it too.
server: our guacamole is of fresh avacado, it's $1.25 for 2 scoops. will that be okay for you sir?
customer: yes, please add them.
(server adds all that customer asked for and i have to take my hats off for the server...he managed to wrap the whole works within that 13" tortilla without any spillings nor bursts

)
server: any drinks for you sir?
customer: a medium coke please.
server: that will be a total of $9.03 sir.
customer: who owns this place here? how can you charge nine bucks for a burrito?
duuuhhhh......i was flabbergasted with this guy

... for all that he wants and he is complaining about the price he has to pay, which was just nine bucks plus a drink too? geez... that burrito he got would have been enough for my lunch and dinner and maybe supper too

!
good thing the server was so cool and patient, just flashed a smile and swiped the credit card which was rudely thrown to him.
guess it's juz too hard to please every one every time. hope it was a great weekend for all out there!