Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs

About ten years ago, I came across the funniest conversation that I have ever heard on the radio. I was stuck in traffic on the way to the airport, and it cheered me up immensely.

The DJs were discussing a news story about how the Wisconsin Cheese Council was planning on doing a series of commercials similar to the California Raisins. They wanted people to call in with their suggestions of songs.

Two of the suggestions that really got me giggling were "Take a Cheddar, Maria" and "Ricotta Get Out of This Place".

Anyone have a topper?

How about the theme song from "Swiss Cheese Family Robinson?"

Just kidding

The Big Bopper singing "Chantilsit Lace"

In ricotta of edam, baby.

(think Deep Purple)

Lonestar, do you mean the one by Iron Butterfly?

We Gouda Get Outta This Plate

The Muenster Mash

Rhapsody in Bleu

Queso Ra, Sera......whatever will be is Brie.....

and how about the theme song from that old tv show.....
The Roquefort Files?

Ruby- oooops! shame on me.

"I Only Want To Brie With You" by Dusty Stringcheese.

Bobby Darrin's "Jack the Knife"

"I'm a Chedder, He's a Chedder,
Wouldn't you like to be a Chedder too??"

Be a Chedder, Eat Dr. Chedder....

"American Woman" - a rock song sung by a group I don't remember!

"American Woman" -- the Guess Who, and it's recently been covered by Lenny Kravitz.

OK, I can't hold off any longer!

Summer Bries

Teach Your Stilton Well

The Gouda Bad and the Ugly

Not Feta-way

Fight For Your Right to Havarti

You Cheddar You Cheddar You Bet

and my favorite fundraiser: Roquefort Kampuchea

Bobby Vinton's.."She wore gold Velveeeeeeeeeeeeeta"

Three Coins in the Fontina

The Four Tops: "Raclette........oho oh ohhhhhhhh"

God Bless American

Limburger, Limburger, make me a match, find me some matzoh, and a gfeltefish to catch

Queso..........Quesssssssssooooooooooooo...........Queso come and I wanna some chips too

"Our bags are packed, we're ready to go, the Winnebago is waiting, outside our door. I hope to hell the cooler items stay dryyyyyyy.

For we're leaving, without the cheese plane, Don't know how I'll slice the Brick again. Hold this log of Muenster, while I make a go...."

lalalalalalalalala

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Originally posted by EliseT

OK, I can't hold off any longer!

Summer Bries

Teach Your Stilton Well

The Gouda Bad and the Ugly

Not Feta-way

Fight For Your Right to Havarti

You Cheddar You Cheddar You Bet

and my favorite fundraiser: Roquefort Kampuchea

Elise:

Am I right in thinking that "Fight For Your Right To Havarti" was recorded by the Cheesetie Boys?

quote:

Originally posted by Howard Baratz

quote:

Originally posted by EliseT

OK, I can't hold off any longer!

Summer Bries

Teach Your Stilton Well

The Gouda Bad and the Ugly

Not Feta-way

Fight For Your Right to Havarti

You Cheddar You Cheddar You Bet

and my favorite fundraiser: Roquefort Kampuchea

Elise:

Am I right in thinking that "Fight For Your Right To Havarti" was recorded by the Cheesetie Boys?

Right on!

This is too funny!

From the "ANIMANICS"

Sung by Pinky ( a lab mouse )

To the tune of Semper Fidelis (John Philips Sousa)

If you can't do it in your head, you can download it.
http://kcs.kana.k12.wv.us/herberthoover/new-stuff/animaniacs/cheese_roll_call.html
it is over 2 megs though.




Cheese Roll Call

A world of cheeses
Deliciously made for you and me
Flovors like Provolone and Brie
Each with its own ethnicity
So many cheeses
Are available all around the world for you to eat
Especially good with crackers and meat
A nice yummy treat

Thousands of cheeses
The texture of some can be real gooey
Others are quite firm and chewy
Some are better when mildewy
Bountiful cheeses
When you take a big whiff a few
Will make you want to spew
Especially strong is the cheese Remoudou
A real stinkeroo

It's incredible just how many kinds there are
From countries near and far
it's really quite bizarre
Now from the mouths of cheeses big and small
We proudly present to you
The cheese roll cal


Oh, how I like my cheeses
Cheese from around the world
Cheese is the taste that pleases
Cheese from around the world
(repeat)

Around this great big world
Around this big cheese world
Around this great big world
Around this big - cheese - world!

"I Left My Havarti in San Francisco"

The Cheese Who Shot Liberty Valance? (Sorry; Monty Python reference)

quote:

Originally posted by ocdreamr

"I Left My Havarti in San Francisco"

As recorded by Tony Rennet?

quote:

Originally posted by Howard Baratz

quote:

Originally posted by ocdreamr

"I Left My Havarti in San Francisco"

As recorded by Tony Rennet?

Oh STOP. I camembert it.

Vel-veeta-gain (don't know where, don't know when)
Queso Me Mucho

I'm DEFINITELY going to hell:


Cheeses Christ Superstar

quote:

Originally posted by EliseT

I'm DEFINITELY going to hell:


Cheeses Christ Superstar

Now that I've stopped laughing enough to get off the floor, I will say you won't be alone. I gotta ask, you sat in the back did't you? So you could pass notes without the Nuns catching you.

Karen W. That OCDreamr otherwise known as the original back row sitter!

People, People who love string cheese, are the luckiest people in the world...

As sung by the one & only Barbra

P.S. this is really getting out of hand

quote:

Originally posted by ocdreamr

quote:

Originally posted by EliseT

I'm DEFINITELY going to hell:


Cheeses Christ Superstar

Now that I've stopped laughing enough to get off the floor, I will say you won't be alone. I gotta ask, you sat in the back did't you? So you could pass notes without the Nuns catching you.

Karen W. That OCDreamr otherwise known as the original back row sitter!

Most of the time I sat in the corner.

quote:

Originally posted by EliseT

quote:

Originally posted by ocdreamr

quote:

Originally posted by EliseT

I'm DEFINITELY going to hell:


Cheeses Christ Superstar

Now that I've stopped laughing enough to get off the floor, I will say you won't be alone. I gotta ask, you sat in the back did't you? So you could pass notes without the Nuns catching you.

Karen W. That OCDreamr otherwise known as the original back row sitter!

Most of the time I sat in the corner.

I hear Ya, In the first grade my desk was in the corner, made it easier that way!

OK, this is a reach but......

"Macaroni"
(Sung to the tune of "The Macarena")

One maca, two maca, three macaroni.
Four maca, five maca, six macaroni.
Butter and cheese mix and milk and macaroni.
Kraaaaaaaaaaaaaft macaroni.

Thank you. Thank you. CDs and tshirts available in the lobby.