Let the Weiner Wars Begin!

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Foodbme
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2011/08/15 16:47:52 (permalink)

Let the Weiner Wars Begin!

In this Corner, wearing the Red & Yellow Wrapper, Oscar Meyer! His opponent, wearing the Blue and Yellow package, Ball Park Franks!
Refs instructions - "When I say Break, I want to hear a snap and no hitting below the buns. If you get Grilled, you get a standing 8 count. No flinging of Mustard, Relish or Onions. Now go to your corners and let's have a steaming good fight!"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44146967/ns/business-consumer_news/
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    leethebard
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/15 18:18:11 (permalink)
    Both are trash dogs....let them knock each other out.....Schichaus and Thumann's reign, anyway!!!!
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    mjambro
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 05:36:58 (permalink)
    Evidently Ballpark franks need to be smothered in ketchup to be eatible.  It's amazing why anyone would buy either.
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    marzsit
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 07:20:38 (permalink)
    if the wiener wankers really cared, they would push for their holy eastern wieners to be enjoyed everywhere... rather than bitch about the local wiener quality while doing nothing about it.
     
    fwiw, ball park and oscar meyer both suck donkey ass....
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    agnesrob
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 07:27:26 (permalink)
    leethebard

    Both are trash dogs....let them knock each other out.....Schichaus and Thumann's reign, anyway!!!!

    My thoughts exactly! Both OM and Ball Park brands are mediocre at best.
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    fishtaco
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 14:57:35 (permalink)
    This is what our courts are wasting their time on.
     
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    phatphil
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 17:37:50 (permalink)
    now if it was vienna vs. a new york style dog like sabret or nathans etc that would be a war, but a war over garbage ????????
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 17:41:04 (permalink)
    phatphil
    now if it was vienna vs. a new york style dog like sabret or nathans etc that would be a war, but a war over garbage ????????

    The food may be garbage but the War is all about the $$$$$$$$
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    sk bob
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 20:45:00 (permalink)
    WHY ARE MY TAX DOLLARS BEING WASTED ON THIS BULLSH%T?
    calling these"hot dogs" garbage is putting it mildly.
    mean while the seniors are worried about getting their social security checks.
    WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!
    why are we letting this happen?
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    CajunKing
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 20:47:02 (permalink)
    This story has SOOOOOOOO many bad puns tagged with it the headlines were filled with them.
     
    I love the one that says "oscar mayer's claim is full of bologna"
     
    http://abcnews.go.com/GMA...-battle-court-14314433
     
    It will be interesting to see who wins this dog fight. (drum roll please)
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    sk bob
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    Re:Let the Weiner Wars Begin! 2011/08/17 21:10:42 (permalink)
    interesting? why?
    to have some judge decide which one sucks the least?
     
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