MY Lentil and Vegetable Soup

Delicious?  You bet!  And so easy to make!  Just open the can, dump it in a bowl, heat & eat.  It must’ve smelled good because my neighbor came in and said “That smells good.”  I told him “What the &*^$%# are you doing in my house you *&^*^%$?  You’d better get the &^$ outta here!”  I’m not putting up with any of that nonsense – go take a long walk off a short pier, I says, go jump in a lake, go dry up and blow away, you young whippersnapper.  Buzz off, I told him.  Get lost.  There’s a bus leaving in 10 minutes, be under it, says I.  I really told him, all right!  You’re not getting me with your shenanigans, mister!

Do you feel better now?
 
Your other option would be to just ignore the posts that send you into these fits.