McCartney-Mills Split

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RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/21 13:48:15 (permalink)
All of these puns made me laugh, but it was TJ's "had enough of silly love songs" that really put me over the edge.
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RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/21 14:26:34 (permalink)

She don't love him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One lives down in the muck, feeding on whatever comes its way, and is a slimey, nasty being that you would never want anything to do with.

The other is a fish.

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RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/23 00:09:16 (permalink)
Glad I was able to help start this chain of lawyer jokes. Keep them coming!
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RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/23 08:59:25 (permalink)
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Originally posted by danimal15

Glad I was able to help start this chain of lawyer jokes. Keep them coming!


God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"

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