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2006/05/18 15:30:28 (permalink)

McCartney-Mills Split

I guess Heather won't need him and won't feed him now that he's 64.
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    Tastytoo
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/18 20:56:48 (permalink)
    She tired of living with him eight days a week.
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    TJ Jackson
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/18 21:07:06 (permalink)
    Band Man on the run?
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/18 22:01:06 (permalink)
    Very funny.

    Did you see her lawyer's comment about her needing $200 mln to raise the child? Hell, I know it's expensive raising kids. I have two of them. When is someone going to give me and my wife $200 mln to bring them up? By the time they're 18, that might pay for 2 years of college.

    Seriously, I realize she needs to protect the kid, because anyone in Paul's family needs to have security after what happened in NY in 1980 and the attack on George Harrison in the late 1990s. But if you add up the numbers, assume she needs two security guards at $45,000 each a year, plus the $250,000 or so that it costs to raise a kid and send her to college. So $1 million (plus a house) is a reasonable amount for Heather to request. Where do lawyers find these numbers that they seem to pull out of their hats? Does anyone ever ask them to justify such ridiculous figures?
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/18 23:23:15 (permalink)
    Live and Let LEG Die
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 02:43:36 (permalink)
    I think Paul was probably longing for Yesterday.
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 09:28:30 (permalink)
    quote:
    Originally posted by wanderingjew

    Live and Let LEG Die

    WJ, you're just BRUTAL! You need "HELP".

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    mr chips
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 10:17:25 (permalink)
    I guess Paul had to sing "She's Leaving Home"
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 10:27:31 (permalink)

    BWA-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

    You folks are TEW much!
    Whew! That laugh wuz az good az an "O".

    danimal15
    Where do lawyers find these numbers that they seem to pull out of their hats?

    Its not their HATS they are pulling these figures out of.

    danimal15
    Does anyone ever ask them to justify such ridiculous figures?

    Simple greed, Danimal. $200 mil minus her $1 mil is their charge for services rendered. Equals=$199 for them.

    Heard any good attorney jokes lately? I would love to hear one.

    As a matter of fact (joking aside), I have a coupla shark/bottom feeder divorce/ambulance chasin pals. In the event of a drive-by attempt to paint ball them, I would be the first they pointed their claw at. (snicker)

    Copper
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    TJ Jackson
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 11:07:59 (permalink)
    Here and I thought they'd be together til they bought the Junior's farm
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 11:29:02 (permalink)
    Please forgive me for this one because I don't think the relationship has a leg to stand on anymore.
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 12:36:12 (permalink)
    I heard there was no Pre-nup.... Obviously a gold digger..
    (and the "leg" pun was a good one, JIM!)
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 13:17:45 (permalink)
    If life was fair, she'd be named Peg instead of Heather.
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 16:41:40 (permalink)
    Now he's free to date Dear Prudence!
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 16:55:50 (permalink)
    My guitar softly weeps for both of them ! (Ok .. I know GH wrote that, but it seemed like a neat tie-in)


    They'll have alot more money than I'll ever have. Even after the divorce !
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 16:56:34 (permalink)
    Heather, Heather, Heather.....*$igh$*....

    All you need is love........
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 17:05:01 (permalink)
    Well, You Can't Buy Me Love, but the divorce settlement will be bigger than the GNP of some small nations.
    I did always think that Michelle was his belle.


    now for a lawyer joke:
    what do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?


    A good start.
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/19 17:47:19 (permalink)
    quote:
    Originally posted by long dog

    Well, You Can't Buy Me Love, but the divorce settlement will be bigger than the GNP of some small nations.
    I did always think that Michelle was his belle.


    now for a lawyer joke:
    what do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?


    A good start.



    Miniscule change here......
    A Damn Good Start.

    Whats the diff between a dead opposum and a dead attorney in the middle of the road?

    There are skid marks in front of the opposum.

    Bwa-hahahahhahahahahahahahahha.

    Good one,
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/20 11:53:41 (permalink)
    A lawyer, a priest, and an rabbi are in a lifeboat surrounded by fins in the middle of the ocean. In the distance they spot what seems to be a small island. They agree to draw straws for who will swim to the small island for help. The priest gets the short straw, prays, dives into the water, and immediately climbs back on board the boat admist flying teeth, fins, and blood. The rabbi then tries, with identical results. The lawyer then dives in, swims to the island, & returns to his compadres with assistance. The priest and rabbi both want to know why the sharks never offered to lay a tooth on him. He replies, "Professional courtesy!"
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/20 12:52:25 (permalink)
    quote:
    Originally posted by Copperhedzkettle

    quote:
    Originally posted by long dog

    Well, You Can't Buy Me Love, but the divorce settlement will be bigger than the GNP of some small nations.
    I did always think that Michelle was his belle.


    now for a lawyer joke:
    what do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?


    A good start.



    Miniscule change here......
    A Damn Good Start.

    Whats the diff between a dead opposum and a dead attorney in the middle of the road?

    There are skid marks in front of the opposum.

    Bwa-hahahahhahahahahahahahahha.

    Good one,
    Copper
    I'm sure we shall offend someone iffen we continue. Whaddaya say?



    Oh no. Not me. Please keep offending at will.
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    TJ Jackson
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/20 13:52:33 (permalink)
    I guess she just had enough of silly love songs.
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/20 20:39:58 (permalink)
    Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste and New York have all the lawyers?

    New Jersey won the toss.

    Now they'll take the long and winding road to divorce court ...
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/20 21:20:24 (permalink)
    quote:
    Originally posted by jim hilton

    Please forgive me for this one because I don't think the relationship has a leg to stand on anymore.


    Maybe it can be fixed with Maxwell's silver hammer.
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/20 22:18:13 (permalink)
    My wife (who reads the gossip magazines) tells me that Stella, Paul's grown-up daughter, advised Paul not to marry Heather, saying she was out for his money.

    I guess she had the "devil in her heart."
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/21 00:17:20 (permalink)
    I think before this all happened, Paul might have said - live and let live

    You know he did, you know he did, you know he di-id

    Now I think he says - live and let die
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/21 00:30:47 (permalink)
    quote:
    Originally posted by TJ Jackson

    I think before this all happened, Paul might have said - live and let live

    You know he did, you know he did, you know he di-id

    Now I think he says - live and let die
    T.J,. I think this ever-changing world that we live in made him sit down and cry.
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    mr chips
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/21 00:33:38 (permalink)
    quote:
    Originally posted by danimal15

    My wife (who reads the gossip magazines) tells me that Stella, Paul's grown-up daughter, advised Paul not to marry Heather, saying she was out for his money.

    I guess she had the "devil in her heart."
    Stella is probably telling hed dad that he should have known better.
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/21 01:48:01 (permalink)
    who do you think will get the Yellow Submarine in the settlement?
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/21 12:38:05 (permalink)
    MandalayVA

    Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste and New York have all the lawyers?

    New Jersey won the toss.


    Bwa-hahhahahhahahahahhahhah. choke. sniffle. gasp!
    I knew there was a reason to check into Roadfood.com on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. You guys could bring a chuckle from the Grim Reaper himself.

    Thanks for the giggles,
    Copper
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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split 2006/05/21 12:41:42 (permalink)

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