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mr chips

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McCartney-Mills Split Thu, 05/18/06 3:30 PM (permalink)
I guess Heather won't need him and won't feed him now that he's 64.
 
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    Tastytoo

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    RE: McCartney-Mills Split Thu, 05/18/06 8:56 PM (permalink)
    She tired of living with him eight days a week.
     
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      TJ Jackson

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      RE: McCartney-Mills Split Thu, 05/18/06 9:07 PM (permalink)
      Band Man on the run?
       
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        danimal15

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        RE: McCartney-Mills Split Thu, 05/18/06 10:01 PM (permalink)
        Very funny.

        Did you see her lawyer's comment about her needing $200 mln to raise the child? Hell, I know it's expensive raising kids. I have two of them. When is someone going to give me and my wife $200 mln to bring them up? By the time they're 18, that might pay for 2 years of college.

        Seriously, I realize she needs to protect the kid, because anyone in Paul's family needs to have security after what happened in NY in 1980 and the attack on George Harrison in the late 1990s. But if you add up the numbers, assume she needs two security guards at $45,000 each a year, plus the $250,000 or so that it costs to raise a kid and send her to college. So $1 million (plus a house) is a reasonable amount for Heather to request. Where do lawyers find these numbers that they seem to pull out of their hats? Does anyone ever ask them to justify such ridiculous figures?
         
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          wanderingjew

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          RE: McCartney-Mills Split Thu, 05/18/06 11:23 PM (permalink)
          Live and Let LEG Die
           
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            trudyn

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            RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 2:43 AM (permalink)
            I think Paul was probably longing for Yesterday.
             
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              Hillbilly

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              RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 9:28 AM (permalink)
              quote:
              Originally posted by wanderingjew

              Live and Let LEG Die

              WJ, you're just BRUTAL! You need "HELP".

               
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                mr chips

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                RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 10:17 AM (permalink)
                I guess Paul had to sing "She's Leaving Home"
                 
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                  Copperhedzkettle

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                  RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 10:27 AM (permalink)

                  BWA-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

                  You folks are TEW much!
                  Whew! That laugh wuz az good az an "O".

                  danimal15
                  Where do lawyers find these numbers that they seem to pull out of their hats?

                  Its not their HATS they are pulling these figures out of.

                  danimal15
                  Does anyone ever ask them to justify such ridiculous figures?

                  Simple greed, Danimal. $200 mil minus her $1 mil is their charge for services rendered. Equals=$199 for them.

                  Heard any good attorney jokes lately? I would love to hear one.

                  As a matter of fact (joking aside), I have a coupla shark/bottom feeder divorce/ambulance chasin pals. In the event of a drive-by attempt to paint ball them, I would be the first they pointed their claw at. (snicker)

                  Copper
                   
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                    TJ Jackson

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                    RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 11:07 AM (permalink)
                    Here and I thought they'd be together til they bought the Junior's farm
                     
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                      trudyn

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                      RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 11:29 AM (permalink)
                      Please forgive me for this one because I don't think the relationship has a leg to stand on anymore.
                       
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                        roossy90

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                        RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 12:36 PM (permalink)
                        I heard there was no Pre-nup.... Obviously a gold digger..
                        (and the "leg" pun was a good one, JIM!)
                         
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                          enginecapt

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                          RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 1:17 PM (permalink)
                          If life was fair, she'd be named Peg instead of Heather.
                           
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                            Tastytoo

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                            RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 4:41 PM (permalink)
                            Now he's free to date Dear Prudence!
                             
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                              scbuzz

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                              RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 4:55 PM (permalink)
                              My guitar softly weeps for both of them ! (Ok .. I know GH wrote that, but it seemed like a neat tie-in)


                              They'll have alot more money than I'll ever have. Even after the divorce !
                               
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                                Pwingsx

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                                RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 4:56 PM (permalink)
                                Heather, Heather, Heather.....*$igh$*....

                                All you need is love........
                                 
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                                  long dog

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                                  RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 5:05 PM (permalink)
                                  Well, You Can't Buy Me Love, but the divorce settlement will be bigger than the GNP of some small nations.
                                  I did always think that Michelle was his belle.


                                  now for a lawyer joke:
                                  what do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?


                                  A good start.
                                   
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                                    Copperhedzkettle

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                                    RE: McCartney-Mills Split Fri, 05/19/06 5:47 PM (permalink)
                                    quote:
                                    Originally posted by long dog

                                    Well, You Can't Buy Me Love, but the divorce settlement will be bigger than the GNP of some small nations.
                                    I did always think that Michelle was his belle.


                                    now for a lawyer joke:
                                    what do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?


                                    A good start.



                                    Miniscule change here......
                                    A Damn Good Start.

                                    Whats the diff between a dead opposum and a dead attorney in the middle of the road?

                                    There are skid marks in front of the opposum.

                                    Bwa-hahahahhahahahahahahahahha.

                                    Good one,
                                    Copper
                                    I'm sure we shall offend someone iffen we continue. Whaddaya say?
                                     
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                                      lunasatic

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                                      RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sat, 05/20/06 11:53 AM (permalink)
                                      A lawyer, a priest, and an rabbi are in a lifeboat surrounded by fins in the middle of the ocean. In the distance they spot what seems to be a small island. They agree to draw straws for who will swim to the small island for help. The priest gets the short straw, prays, dives into the water, and immediately climbs back on board the boat admist flying teeth, fins, and blood. The rabbi then tries, with identical results. The lawyer then dives in, swims to the island, & returns to his compadres with assistance. The priest and rabbi both want to know why the sharks never offered to lay a tooth on him. He replies, "Professional courtesy!"
                                       
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                                        Adjudicator

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                                        RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sat, 05/20/06 12:52 PM (permalink)
                                        quote:
                                        Originally posted by Copperhedzkettle

                                        quote:
                                        Originally posted by long dog

                                        Well, You Can't Buy Me Love, but the divorce settlement will be bigger than the GNP of some small nations.
                                        I did always think that Michelle was his belle.


                                        now for a lawyer joke:
                                        what do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?


                                        A good start.



                                        Miniscule change here......
                                        A Damn Good Start.

                                        Whats the diff between a dead opposum and a dead attorney in the middle of the road?

                                        There are skid marks in front of the opposum.

                                        Bwa-hahahahhahahahahahahahahha.

                                        Good one,
                                        Copper
                                        I'm sure we shall offend someone iffen we continue. Whaddaya say?



                                        Oh no. Not me. Please keep offending at will.
                                         
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                                          TJ Jackson

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                                          RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sat, 05/20/06 1:52 PM (permalink)
                                          I guess she just had enough of silly love songs.
                                           
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                                            MandalayVA

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                                            RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sat, 05/20/06 8:39 PM (permalink)
                                            Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste and New York have all the lawyers?

                                            New Jersey won the toss.

                                            Now they'll take the long and winding road to divorce court ...
                                             
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                                              Tastytoo

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                                              RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sat, 05/20/06 9:20 PM (permalink)
                                              quote:
                                              Originally posted by jim hilton

                                              Please forgive me for this one because I don't think the relationship has a leg to stand on anymore.


                                              Maybe it can be fixed with Maxwell's silver hammer.
                                               
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                                                danimal15

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                                                RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sat, 05/20/06 10:18 PM (permalink)
                                                My wife (who reads the gossip magazines) tells me that Stella, Paul's grown-up daughter, advised Paul not to marry Heather, saying she was out for his money.

                                                I guess she had the "devil in her heart."
                                                 
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                                                  TJ Jackson

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                                                  RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sun, 05/21/06 12:17 AM (permalink)
                                                  I think before this all happened, Paul might have said - live and let live

                                                  You know he did, you know he did, you know he di-id

                                                  Now I think he says - live and let die
                                                   
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                                                    mr chips

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                                                    RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sun, 05/21/06 12:30 AM (permalink)
                                                    quote:
                                                    Originally posted by TJ Jackson

                                                    I think before this all happened, Paul might have said - live and let live

                                                    You know he did, you know he did, you know he di-id

                                                    Now I think he says - live and let die
                                                    T.J,. I think this ever-changing world that we live in made him sit down and cry.
                                                     
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                                                      mr chips

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                                                      RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sun, 05/21/06 12:33 AM (permalink)
                                                      quote:
                                                      Originally posted by danimal15

                                                      My wife (who reads the gossip magazines) tells me that Stella, Paul's grown-up daughter, advised Paul not to marry Heather, saying she was out for his money.

                                                      I guess she had the "devil in her heart."
                                                      Stella is probably telling hed dad that he should have known better.
                                                       
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                                                        TJ Jackson

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                                                        RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sun, 05/21/06 1:48 AM (permalink)
                                                        who do you think will get the Yellow Submarine in the settlement?
                                                         
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                                                          Copperhedzkettle

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                                                          RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sun, 05/21/06 12:38 PM (permalink)
                                                          MandalayVA

                                                          Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste and New York have all the lawyers?

                                                          New Jersey won the toss.


                                                          Bwa-hahhahahhahahahahhahhah. choke. sniffle. gasp!
                                                          I knew there was a reason to check into Roadfood.com on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. You guys could bring a chuckle from the Grim Reaper himself.

                                                          Thanks for the giggles,
                                                          Copper
                                                           
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                                                            Copperhedzkettle

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                                                            RE: McCartney-Mills Split Sun, 05/21/06 12:41 PM (permalink)

                                                            ADJ
                                                            Oh no. Not me. Please keep offending at will.

                                                            Iffen you git any cuter, I may be yer next e-stalker.

                                                            Copper
                                                             
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