This has just been added to my list of absolute future stops. First off, what you got looks good but that menu just goes on and on...I mean you can go from Italian, to Asian, to American, to German and all around again. There are far too many delicious sounding things to choose from. Thanks for telling everyone about this place. I mean how can you not love a spot that has a Tie-Fighter and a castle?
http://www.mikesplacerestaurant.com/ http://www.roadfood.com/R...views/6838/mikes-place ...and look at their accepted forms of payment:
Checks - Sometimes
Credit Cards - When they’re not stolen
Gold or Jewelry - Only when staff appraiser is on duty
Healthy Livestock
70’s Muscle Car Titles
Droids, especially R-2 Units
Bikini Bus Buffing
Dishwashing
B-17 Flying Fortress
Suits of Armor
Pieces of Eight (not Pizzas you ate!)
50 Yard PSL’s for Browns Stadium
“Bahamas” Beach Timeshares
*Tickets to the Elvis Coming Out of Hiding Concert Tour.
Excalibur
Blimp Rides
Barrels of Oil
Authentic 60’s VOX Amps
Indentured Servitude on the Mike’s Place Farm
Boy Toy roll on Desperate House Wives
Royal Caribbean Cruise
Here's the "List of Rules" you mention:
1. Mike is always right. (Just don’t ask his wife.)
2. Only Mike or Managers may refer to waitress staff as Serving Wenches. (They call us managers Studpuppets!
Honest!)
3. Special orders DO UPSET US! (Our kitchen is staffed with enslaved former imperial storm troopers just waiting
to start another food fight, I mean rebellion at your table.)
4. The Customer is NOT always right. (We will debate or refer to rule #1.)
5. Tips may be thrown at cooks - in appreciation or as an incentive to never cook again.
6. Yes, burping is allowed and appreciated. (Please, NO rolling your placemats into megaphones.)
7. Thou shalt control thy children or we will provide duct tape to help in the control process.
8. We will not split orders. If you are that cheap, split it yourself.
9. Tip your waitress (or waiter) - or else you’ll find out why the catapult is aimed at Bob Evans.
10. Stop stealing our menus and we’ll stop keying your cars.
11. Silverware is for eating with not for throwing at your waitress or waiter to get her attention. If you get bored,
ask for crayons.
12. No making motorboat noises in your beer or pop.
13. We serve breakfast all day cause we don’t know when your lazy butts gets out of bed.
14. We realize the ingredients are similar (water, grains and yeast), BUT you may not substitute beer for toast.
15. No jousting with steak knives in the aisles please. It really doesn’t impress our serving wenches anyway. To best
capture their attention, try throwing cash. (Tahiti time share options also work well.)
16. Please refrain from using “The Force” to remove treasured items from our hallowed walls or levitating the XWing.
17. Please do not try to get a discount by claiming to be a friend of Mike’s. (He doesn’t have many.) If thy truly be
a friend of He, you can answer these three questions, a) What was his name before he joined the Witness Relocation
Program? b) How long was he on tour with the Michael Stanley Band? c) True or False: His AOL screen
name is OB I Wanna be a Canoli?
18. Please flush the toilets - the kitchen needs the water.
19. Women, save us all time & while here at Mike’s assume men are always right! But please don’t enlighten Mike’s
wife to this new rule, some rules are better kept secret!!!!!
What a great freakin' place
I want to go just to meet the owner.
