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Moose Milk - Tis the Season
Mon, 12/19/05 9:20 PM
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Kiowa1
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RE: Moose Milk - Tis the Season
Mon, 12/19/05 9:28 PM
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Similar to what we drink when we participate in the annual "running of the grizzlies"...
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Michael Hoffman
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RE: Moose Milk - Tis the Season
Thu, 03/2/06 7:44 PM
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If you are in the least doubt as to the nutritional claims for moose milk, try it for yourself. Within anything from a few minutes to an hour after imbibing nature's perfect elixir, you will begin to feel the benefits. Initially a mild feeling of euphoria will overtake you as your metabolism increases its efficiency. Within a very short period thereafter, you will note various other benefits including a massive increase in confidence, pride, intelligence and magnetism to the opposite sex. There are only two possible negative side effects and they can be avoided by following these warnings: 1. If you feel the urge to paw the ground and run head long into a member of the opposite sex ? resist. 2. Despite the strong cravings you will undoubtedly feel for more moose milk, under no circumstances should you attempt to milk a moose on your own; this job is strictly for the professionals. http://www.cocktail.com/destinations/2001/MilkingTheMoose.htm
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