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 My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree?

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BhamBabe

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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Mon, 12/24/07 3:46 PM (permalink)
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

quote:
Originally posted by cheesybellybutton

#13. Thou Shalt not eat any food prepared in all of the British Isles (special dispensation for people in a life or death situation)

Spoken like a true xenophobe, and someone who probably ended up in a long line of tourist traps. What a shame.

Um, that would be anglophobe.


Xenophobe is also correct isn't it? One unduly fearful of what is foreign and especially of people of foreign origin.

I agree with Mosca! Esp #'s 5 and 6!
 
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    Michael Hoffman

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    RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Mon, 12/24/07 3:53 PM (permalink)
    He was specific to Great Britain.
     
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      RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Mon, 12/24/07 3:58 PM (permalink)
      quote:
      Originally posted by sizz

      #13. Thou Shalt not eat any food prepared in all of the British Isles (special dispensation for people in a life or death situation)

      Someone's never had pub food, Sunday lunch, doner kebab or a full English brekkie.
       
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        RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 2:29 AM (permalink)
        quote:
        Originally posted by enginecapt

        quote:
        Originally posted by sizz

        #13. Thou Shalt not eat any food prepared in all of the British Isles (special dispensation for people in a life or death situation)

        Someone's never had pub food, Sunday lunch, doner kebab or a full English brekkie.
        doner kebab ??? isn't that Turkish................ or Greek ?
         
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          Rick F.

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          RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 6:07 AM (permalink)
          quote:
          Originally posted by Russ Jackson

          1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip. Agree.
          2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog. Agree.
          3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee. Agree.
          4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium. Agree, passionately! (But a bit rarer than that can be nice.)
          5. Thou Shalt not Boil Ribs. Agree--as would any right-thinking devotee of charcoal.

          6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs. Agree.
          7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn. Disagree. Reheating is a nice capability, and often works better than the stove-top alternative.
          8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad. AGREE, and add turkey dressing or stuffing and giblet gravy! And ever since the Inquisition and the discovery of the deterrent effect of burning at the stake, we've known how to deal with those who commit such crimes against humanity.
          9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar. Neutral: I don't do it, but, then, I usually don't eat PB & J. (Blood orange marmalade, white honey, or unsalted butter is another story, though.)
          10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar. Agree.
           
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            billyboy

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            RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 7:21 AM (permalink)
            1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip. Disagree (see below)
            2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog. Disagree-I like the sweetness.
            3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee. Don't drink coffee.
            4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium. Agree-Only if I like to chew shoe leather.
            5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs. Agree-What? I want my flavor in my ribs, not the water.
            6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs. Agree-but, "simmering" brats in beer is a different story.
            7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn. Disagree-softening butter, warming up tea, etc...
            8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad. Disagree-grew up on Grandma's Potato Salad and Tuna-Macaroni Salad, both with hard boiled eggs.
            9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar. Disagree (see below)
            10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar. Disagree (see below)

            For # 1, 9, & 10, If it's something I have alone and not communal, I would do it. But if if sharing (at a party, etc...), good manners always prevail.

            Mosca, I love your addition to the list. I personally know a few people who could benefit from following that list closely.
             
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              Rick F.

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              RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 8:12 AM (permalink)
              BB, I like your additions
              quote:
              For # 1, 9, & 10, If it's something I have alone and not communal, I would do it. But if if sharing (at a party, etc...), good manners always prevail.
              If I'd stopped to think (always problematical!) I'd have said the same.
               
              #37
                MiamiDon

                RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 9:14 AM (permalink)
                quote:
                Originally posted by sizz

                quote:
                Originally posted by enginecapt

                quote:
                Originally posted by sizz

                #13. Thou Shalt not eat any food prepared in all of the British Isles (special dispensation for people in a life or death situation)

                Someone's never had pub food, Sunday lunch, doner kebab or a full English brekkie.
                doner kebab ??? isn't that Turkish................ or Greek ?


                It is roughly the Turkish version of what the Greeks call a gyro. Or, maybe it is vice-versa.

                Anyway, here is a chilling discussion of the UK version:

                http://www.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,1888931,00.html
                 
                #38
                  MiamiDon

                  RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 9:22 AM (permalink)
                  1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip. [only if it is non-family communal dip]
                  2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog. [Why not?]
                  3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee. [A Cuban coffee without sugar?]
                  4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium. [Could not agree more.]
                  5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs. [Yuck! Boiled ribs.]
                  6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs. [Wisconsin brats boiled in beer with onions is a classic]
                  7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn. [Just reheated my coffee in one]
                  8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad. [Silly. Southern potatoe salad is standard with HB egg]
                  9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar.[What, I should use the mayo knife? (g)]
                  10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar. [Well... if they're MY pickles...]
                   
                  #39
                    1bbqboy

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                    RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 9:32 AM (permalink)
                    quote:
                    Originally posted by MIAMIDON

                    quote:
                    Originally posted by sizz

                    quote:
                    Originally posted by enginecapt

                    quote:
                    Originally posted by sizz

                    #13. Thou Shalt not eat any food prepared in all of the British Isles (special dispensation for people in a life or death situation)

                    Someone's never had pub food, Sunday lunch, doner kebab or a full English brekkie.
                    doner kebab ??? isn't that Turkish................ or Greek ?


                    It is roughly the Turkish version of what the Greeks call a gyro. Or, maybe it is vice-versa.

                    Anyway, here is a chilling discussion of the UK version:

                    http://www.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,1888931,00.html

                    My Turkish friend insists the Greeks stole everything that's good foodwise from the Turks
                     
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                      MiamiDon

                      RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 10:06 AM (permalink)
                      quote:
                      Originally posted by bill voss

                      quote:
                      Originally posted by MIAMIDON

                      quote:
                      Originally posted by sizz

                      quote:
                      Originally posted by enginecapt

                      quote:
                      Originally posted by sizz

                      #13. Thou Shalt not eat any food prepared in all of the British Isles (special dispensation for people in a life or death situation)

                      Someone's never had pub food, Sunday lunch, doner kebab or a full English brekkie.
                      doner kebab ??? isn't that Turkish................ or Greek ?


                      It is roughly the Turkish version of what the Greeks call a gyro. Or, maybe it is vice-versa.

                      Anyway, here is a chilling discussion of the UK version:

                      http://www.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,1888931,00.html

                      My Turkish friend insists the Greeks stole everything that's good foodwise from the Turks


                      I don't know which was the origin of what, but since Greece was part of the Turkish empire for centuries, one can see where there would be a lot of back-and-forth.
                       
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                        Davydd

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                        RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 10:09 AM (permalink)
                        quote:
                        Originally posted by enginecapt

                        quote:
                        Originally posted by sizz

                        #13. Thou Shalt not eat any food prepared in all of the British Isles (special dispensation for people in a life or death situation)

                        Someone's never had pub food, Sunday lunch, doner kebab or a full English brekkie.

                        The Brits definitely know breakfast.
                         
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                          skylar0ne

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                          RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 12/26/07 3:14 PM (permalink)
                          1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip.

                          If thy table manners have been instilled in thee, thou wilt not even consider this, unless upon thine own plate, or if thou art gonna eat the entire tub of dip.

                          2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog.

                          If catsup is thy condiment of choice, thou art justified.

                          3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee.

                          If thou hast brewed a good pot of coffee, thou shalt drink it black, so as to savor all its robust flavor.

                          4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium.

                          Thy steak is cooked to a greater degree of doneness at thine own risk. In most cases, it shall be dry, tough, and tasteless if thy breakest this commandment.

                          5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs.

                          But thou mayest cook ribs in thy crockpot with sauce if a smoker or grill is not available.

                          6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs.

                          Thou mayest boil hot dogs for thy children's children if they prefer them that way.

                          7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn.

                          Thy microwave is a tool with many uses. How else would thee melt thy butter and Frank's Hot Sauce together for thy wings?

                          8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad.

                          If thy preference is for the eggs, thou mayest add them.

                          9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar.

                          Thou hast a roll of paper towels, so thou mayest use one to wipe the knife.

                          10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar.


                          Thy fingers were made before forks, but only when it is thine own personal pickle jar mayest thou use them for this purpose.
                           
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                            ScreamingChicken

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                            RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Thu, 12/27/07 3:35 PM (permalink)
                            What, no commandment about not listening to "Lady Marmalade"?

                            Brad
                             
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                              catnhatnh

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                              RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 2:57 PM (permalink)
                              1.Thou shalt not double-dip. Double Dipping is crude.Kayak Dipping is however acceptable. To kayak dip,one end of the chip is dipped and then that side is bitten off at aproximately 7/16 of the length and eaten.The chip is then reversed, redipped and the 9/16th balance eaten.
                              2.I shalt put on the hot dog anything the customer asks for up through and including chocolate sauce just so long as the customrer is willing to cross my palm with sufficient pieces of silver.
                              3.I shall add sugar to my coffee, Yea and also cream unless I be during the period of my hangover where upon neither sugar nor cream shall be entered as they are abomination.
                              4.Neither shall thou cook to medium...for did not the Lord, when asked about the cooking of his steak,reply-"Verily I say unto you-knock off his horns, wipe the **** off his ass, and plate him"???
                              5&6.Thou shalt not boil! Though of the pasta and vegetable groups ye may boil.Meat being holy unto me thou shalt not boil...
                              7.Thou shalt not condemn microwaves which I have given to you for the defrosting and heating of my firmament and the bounty thereof...Judge not less thee forget the defrosting and are condemned to gnaw an iced roast.
                              8.Thou shalt not be a carping purist-have I not told you that in my Father's mansion there are many salads.
                              9.Thou shalt not put thy fingers in the pickle jar,nor shall be the fingering of any food in larger than single servings be thy domain-for they are unclean with the blowing of your nose and the itching of thy crotch.
                              10.Thou shalt NEVER mention ANY Miracle as a no-no...
                               
                              #45
                                wheregreggeats.com

                                RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 4:10 PM (permalink)

                                1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip. ... It isn't double dipping if you put the dip on your plate.
                                2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog. I've been known to break this one.
                                3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee. Agree
                                4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium. Sorry, Rare
                                5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs. True
                                6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs. True
                                7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn. Agreed
                                8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad. ... unless you call it "Egg and Potato Salad."
                                9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar. Kind of like the Double Dipping Rule.
                                10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar. I've been known to break this one too.
                                11. Thou Shalt never use Miracle Whip on or in anything. TRUE
                                 
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                                  abe_froeman

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                                  RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 5:11 PM (permalink)
                                  Both anglophobe and xenophobe are correct; anglophobe's just more specific.

                                   
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                                    leethebard

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                                    RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 5:19 PM (permalink)
                                    I hate to disagree with the Knock on food British......Been there many times..love Pub Grub..especially the lasagna in many Pubs...Great Fish and Chips,,,Great meat pies...Superb Lamb Chops and Mint dressing...and many high class restaurants serve great food...UNFAIR stereotype!!!!!
                                     
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                                      tamandmik

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                                      RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 5:20 PM (permalink)
                                      quote:
                                      Originally posted by sizz

                                      #11. Thou Shalt not eat food within 1/2 mile of a Interstate Hwy. Mortal sin rule applies on I-80 and I-95



                                      Sizz, I have a quibble with this one. Even though our interstate highway system is rife with proliferation of all things chains, there is still some wonderful food to be found right off those exit ramps. For instance, my last Roadfood experience, at Bobcat Bite in Santa Fe, is a heavy stone's throw from I-25. That and many other establishments probably listed on this website would be immediately disqualified.
                                       
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                                        1bbqboy

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                                        RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 6:53 PM (permalink)
                                        quote:
                                        Originally posted by tamandmik

                                        quote:
                                        Originally posted by sizz

                                        #11. Thou Shalt not eat food within 1/2 mile of a Interstate Hwy. Mortal sin rule applies on I-80 and I-95



                                        Sizz, I have a quibble with this one. Even though our interstate highway system is rife with proliferation of all things chains, there is still some wonderful food to be found right off those exit ramps. For instance, my last Roadfood experience, at Bobcat Bite in Santa Fe, is a heavy stone's throw from I-25. That and many other establishments probably listed on this website would be immediately disqualified.

                                        I think he's talking about big city places.
                                        if you get much more than 1/2 mile off I-5 where I live,
                                        You could quickly be talking to Mr. Bear and Mrs. Cougar.
                                         
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                                          Rick F.

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                                          RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 8:33 PM (permalink)
                                          "Doner kebab"? I thought that was a misspelling of [url='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party']Donner[/url] kebab".
                                           
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                                            enginecapt

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                                            RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 8:38 PM (permalink)
                                            quote:
                                            Originally posted by sizz

                                            quote:
                                            Originally posted by enginecapt

                                            quote:
                                            Originally posted by sizz

                                            #13. Thou Shalt not eat any food prepared in all of the British Isles (special dispensation for people in a life or death situation)

                                            Someone's never had pub food, Sunday lunch, doner kebab or a full English brekkie.
                                            doner kebab ??? isn't that Turkish................ or Greek ?
                                            You said "any food prepared in all of the British Isles".
                                             
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                                              enginecapt

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                                              RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Wed, 01/2/08 8:43 PM (permalink)
                                              quote:
                                              Originally posted by tamandmik

                                              quote:
                                              Originally posted by sizz

                                              #11. Thou Shalt not eat food within 1/2 mile of a Interstate Hwy. Mortal sin rule applies on I-80 and I-95



                                              Sizz, I have a quibble with this one. Even though our interstate highway system is rife with proliferation of all things chains, there is still some wonderful food to be found right off those exit ramps. For instance, my last Roadfood experience, at Bobcat Bite in Santa Fe, is a heavy stone's throw from I-25. That and many other establishments probably listed on this website would be immediately disqualified.
                                              I can think of a buttload of excellent Mexican restaurants that violate Frank's rule here in So Cal.
                                               
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                                                cheesybellybutton

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                                                RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Fri, 01/4/08 9:47 AM (permalink)
                                                quote:
                                                Originally posted by abe_froeman

                                                Both anglophobe and xenophobe are correct; anglophobe's just more specific.




                                                Thanks, Abe. You truly are the Sausage King of Chicago.
                                                 
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                                                  brisketboy

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                                                  RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Fri, 01/4/08 10:08 AM (permalink)
                                                  I have to take exception to number 11. I can't speak to Interstate 80 but if you go by that rule on I95 south of Virginia, you're going to miss out on some really good BBQ joints.
                                                   
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                                                    Nancypalooza

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                                                    RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Fri, 01/4/08 10:42 AM (permalink)
                                                    99. Thou shalt lighten the hell up, Francis.
                                                     
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                                                      divefl

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                                                      RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Fri, 01/4/08 10:56 AM (permalink)
                                                      quote:
                                                      Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                                                      Thou shalt not set down rules for people until after visiting with a burning bush on Mount Horeb and then leading your people out of Egypt.


                                                      hehehe. Well said.

                                                      If you like food a certain way, it really shouldn't matter if no one agrees with you or if everyone agrees with you. And having everyone agree with you will never ever happen.
                                                       
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                                                        Scorereader

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                                                        RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Fri, 01/4/08 11:39 AM (permalink)
                                                        The 10 Buffalo Wing Commandments:

                                                        1- There is only 1 (one) Buffalo Wing.
                                                        2- You shall not call any other chicken wing a Buffalo Wing.
                                                        3- You shall not make wrongful use of the Buffalo wing, such as dipping it into Ranch Dressing. Nor should you accompany the wings with anything but celery and a cold cheap beer.
                                                        4- Do not miss 25-cent wing night. It's usually the same night as Monday Night Football.
                                                        5- Honor Both the wing and the drum. Do not simply eat one or the other, especially when sharing with others.
                                                        6- Do not over cook/fry the wing. A dry wing, is a dead wing. Don't kill the wing.
                                                        7- When you fail to order Buffalo wings, don't pine over your buddy's wings. Order your own!
                                                        8- Do not sneak a wing from your buddy when he hits the head. That's just wrong!
                                                        9- Do not lie to your buddy when he returns from the head and notices a wing is missing. Fess up and at the least, buy him a beer in return.
                                                        10-Stock up on napkins. Don't use your buddy's napkins or his wife's blouse. Don't use Trongs either, especially in Buffalo, unless you're looking to get your a$$ kicked. An easier and just as stupid way to get beat up in Buffalo, is to wear a Miami Dolphins jersey.

                                                         
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                                                          Nancypalooza

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                                                          RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Fri, 01/4/08 11:47 AM (permalink)
                                                          LOLOL SR. I go to lunch occasionally with this one friend of mine who counts on me trading her drummies for flats, as we call them. She's the flat lover, and I don't care.
                                                           
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                                                            divefl

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                                                            RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? Fri, 01/4/08 11:58 AM (permalink)
                                                            quote:
                                                            Originally posted by Scorereader

                                                            The 10 Buffalo Wing Commandments:

                                                            1- There is only 1 (one) Buffalo Wing.
                                                            2- You shall not call any other chicken wing a Buffalo Wing.
                                                            3- You shall not make wrongful use of the Buffalo wing, such as dipping it into Ranch Dressing. Nor should you accompany the wings with anything but celery and a cold cheap beer.
                                                            4- Do not miss 25-cent wing night. It's usually the same night as Monday Night Football.
                                                            5- Honor Both the wing and the drum. Do not simply eat one or the other, especially when sharing with others.
                                                            6- Do not over cook/fry the wing. A dry wing, is a dead wing. Don't kill the wing.
                                                            7- When you fail to order Buffalo wings, don't pine over your buddy's wings. Order your own!
                                                            8- Do not sneak a wing from your buddy when he hits the head. That's just wrong!
                                                            9- Do not lie to your buddy when he returns from the head and notices a wing is missing. Fess up and at the least, buy him a beer in return.
                                                            10-Stock up on napkins. Don't use your buddy's napkins or his wife's blouse. Don't use Trongs either, especially in Buffalo, unless you're looking to get your a$$ kicked. An easier and just as stupid way to get beat up in Buffalo, is to wear a Miami Dolphins jersey.




                                                            Can I still order Buffalo shrimp? I can call them buffalo shrimp. Deviled shrimp? Tasty shrimp!
                                                             
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