My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree?

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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/04 13:17:57 (permalink)
Scorereader, what's a Trong?
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/04 13:34:52 (permalink)
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Scorereader, what's a Trong?


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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/04 13:38:40 (permalink)
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Scorereader, what's a Trong?


Or[url='http://www.trongs.com/']this[/url].
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/04 13:49:59 (permalink)
Agree with #5...EXCEPT when I am fixing my mothers receipe of boiled ribs, potatoes, and saurkrut..all end up in a covered dish and placed into oven for a blending of the flavors. A old polish receipe. Yum.
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/04 13:50:05 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Scorereader

The 10 Buffalo Wing Commandments:

3- You shall not make wrongful use of the Buffalo wing, such as dipping it into Ranch Dressing.



Wouldest thou grant dispensation to those who blue cheese causeth to upchucketh pb
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/04 14:23:30 (permalink)
1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip.
2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog.
3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee.
4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium.
5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs.
6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs. But some of us LOVE our "dirty water dogs"!
7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn. It's a very handy tool when used correctly - like a knife, blowtorch, split atom.
8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad. To some of us, potato salad is just not potato salad unless it contains eggs. (unless it's that French potato salad that is just potatoes, herbs and vinaigrette).
9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar.
10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar.
11. Thou Shalt never use Miracle Whip on or in anything. But I LOVE that tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/04 14:41:43 (permalink)
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Originally posted by enginecapt

Scorereader, what's a Trong?


Porkbeaks gives the link. I included it, because there was a recent thread on this site about this new product, started by the inventor of the Trong. It was quite an amusing little thread. So, I thought I'd try to be topical. If you missed the thread, then ignore the Trong part and be sure to stock up on Napkins. Oh yeah, and wet wipes are ok too, for those who were wondering. Lemon scented if you must


PB - thanks for adding the link.
And, Special compensation to use Ranch dressing instead of the sacred bleu cheese requirement, may be granted to those of whom are proned to upchucking or other allergic reactions to blue cheese, or, if one is pregnant and cannot eat bleu cheese dressing if said bleu cheese in the dressing is not pasturized. Of course, it is preferred that you simply abstain from the bleu cheese dressing rather than substitute it with Ranch. The best bet, is to reflect on what the pure Buffalo wing eater would do in this situation, and act accordingly....so if you've ever eaten wings with a Buffalonian, you'd know that you could probably get away with eating Ranch dressing, but you'd definately be suspected of being from Miami.
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/04 15:34:51 (permalink)
Trongs don't make a right.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/06 14:32:15 (permalink)
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Originally posted by enginecapt

Trongs don't make a right.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Those trongs are a joke....Russ
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/06 15:15:42 (permalink)
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Originally posted by bill voss

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quote:
Originally posted by sizz

#11. Thou Shalt not eat food within 1/2 mile of a Interstate Hwy. Mortal sin rule applies on I-80 and I-95



Sizz, I have a quibble with this one. Even though our interstate highway system is rife with proliferation of all things chains, there is still some wonderful food to be found right off those exit ramps. For instance, my last Roadfood experience, at Bobcat Bite in Santa Fe, is a heavy stone's throw from I-25. That and many other establishments probably listed on this website would be immediately disqualified.

I think he's talking about big city places.
if you get much more than 1/2 mile off I-5 where I live,
You could quickly be talking to Mr. Bear and Mrs. Cougar.


And he obviously forgot about the In-N-Outs. I do not think any exist that aren't within a 1/2 mile of a freeway.

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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/06 16:15:42 (permalink)
There's a couple in LA that aren't freeway-connected, or aren't any closer to a freeway than anything else in LA, but they did proliferate that way.
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/08 21:24:03 (permalink)
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Originally posted by desertdog
And he obviously forgot about the In-N-Outs. I do not think any exist that aren't within a 1/2 mile of a freeway.


Yeah, I was gonna add that too - on first glance I missed that he had two commandments in direct conflict with one another!!!!
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/10 13:56:43 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Scorereader

The 10 Buffalo Wing Commandments:

1- There is only 1 (one) Buffalo Wing.
2- You shall not call any other chicken wing a Buffalo Wing.
3- You shall not make wrongful use of the Buffalo wing, such as dipping it into Ranch Dressing. Nor should you accompany the wings with anything but celery and a cold cheap beer.
4- Do not miss 25-cent wing night. It's usually the same night as Monday Night Football.
5- Honor Both the wing and the drum. Do not simply eat one or the other, especially when sharing with others.
6- Do not over cook/fry the wing. A dry wing, is a dead wing. Don't kill the wing.
7- When you fail to order Buffalo wings, don't pine over your buddy's wings. Order your own!
8- Do not sneak a wing from your buddy when he hits the head. That's just wrong!
9- Do not lie to your buddy when he returns from the head and notices a wing is missing. Fess up and at the least, buy him a beer in return.
10-Stock up on napkins. Don't use your buddy's napkins or his wife's blouse. Don't use Trongs either, especially in Buffalo, unless you're looking to get your a$$ kicked. An easier and just as stupid way to get beat up in Buffalo, is to wear a Miami Dolphins jersey.




SR,

I love #5, I have a few buddies that need to take that one to heart!...ILMAO!!

Oh and for the person who asked what double dipping is.....and I quote from Seinfeld "It's when you dip a chip, take a bite, and then you dip againnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/10 15:20:40 (permalink)
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Originally posted by rebeltruce

quote:
Originally posted by Scorereader

The 10 Buffalo Wing Commandments:

1- There is only 1 (one) Buffalo Wing.
2- You shall not call any other chicken wing a Buffalo Wing.
3- You shall not make wrongful use of the Buffalo wing, such as dipping it into Ranch Dressing. Nor should you accompany the wings with anything but celery and a cold cheap beer.
4- Do not miss 25-cent wing night. It's usually the same night as Monday Night Football.
5- Honor Both the wing and the drum. Do not simply eat one or the other, especially when sharing with others.
6- Do not over cook/fry the wing. A dry wing, is a dead wing. Don't kill the wing.
7- When you fail to order Buffalo wings, don't pine over your buddy's wings. Order your own!
8- Do not sneak a wing from your buddy when he hits the head. That's just wrong!
9- Do not lie to your buddy when he returns from the head and notices a wing is missing. Fess up and at the least, buy him a beer in return.
10-Stock up on napkins. Don't use your buddy's napkins or his wife's blouse. Don't use Trongs either, especially in Buffalo, unless you're looking to get your a$$ kicked. An easier and just as stupid way to get beat up in Buffalo, is to wear a Miami Dolphins jersey.




SR,

I love #5, I have a few buddies that need to take that one to heart!...ILMAO!!

Oh and for the person who asked what double dipping is.....and I quote from Seinfeld "It's when you dip a chip, take a bite, and then you dip againnnnnnnnnnnnn!"


In case some forget that scene,[url='http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-792939543922648802&q=seinfeld+double+dip&total=2&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0']here[/url] it is. pb
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/10 15:30:14 (permalink)
A true classic pork well done as usual.....Russ
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/14 13:39:49 (permalink)
Just discovered this.

Russ: You are 10 for 10.

Here's No. 11: Don't put my fresh baguette in a plastic bag!
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/15 10:34:28 (permalink)
There is really only one commandment...Good food is in the taste buds of the beholder.. or taster...On this web site I've noticed even poorly made and prepared food(ie,Mcdonalds,Pizza Hut) is loved by some) Gave up trying to turn defective taste buds...thus my commandemnt.
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/15 12:00:40 (permalink)
1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip. I don't commit this sin.
2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog. I am guilty.
3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee. I don't commit this sin.
4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium. I don't commit this sin.
5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs. I don't commit this sin.
6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs. I don't commit this sin.
7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn. I am guilty.
8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad. I don't commit this sin.
9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar. I am guilty.
10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar. I am guilty.
11. Thou Shalt never use Miracle Whip on or in anything. I don't commit this sin.


Andrea
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/15 12:13:53 (permalink)
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Originally posted by leethebard

There is really only one commandment...Good food is in the taste buds of the beholder.. or taster...On this web site I've noticed even poorly made and prepared food(ie,Mcdonalds,Pizza Hut) is loved by some) Gave up trying to turn defective taste buds...thus my commandemnt.
leethebard
Amen ......to that brother, don't you just hate it when a roadfooder uses the word "BEST" as in "the best pizza in the world is............"
wow,... and now watch the cat hair fly..........

I have an idea....... Commandment #13 " before a roadfooder uses the word "BEST" he/she must first preface it with. "I THINK THE "
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/01/15 12:47:32 (permalink)
I agree,
I've said a thousand times taste is in the taste-buds of the taster! We all have our bests. "Best" should be taken with a grain of salt for comparison sake...but I've learned a lot from so many other's BESTS on this web site. Let's all have our opi nions...but not shut others down. Crazy to say, but "Best" is relative...but I enjoy hearing other's "best's".
leethebard

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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 14:57:33 (permalink)
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Originally posted by stricken_detective

Originally posted by tcrouzer
[br
You simmer them in beer until they are almost done, then you finish them on the grill. YUM.



Just reverse that. Grill THEN Simmer!!
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 15:54:25 (permalink)
I have kids. We can't follow those commandments.
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 16:06:46 (permalink)
Rule #1, there are no rules.

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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 16:07:12 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Scorereader

The 10 Buffalo Wing Commandments:

10-Stock up on napkins. Don't use your buddy's napkins or his wife's blouse. Don't use Trongs either, especially in Buffalo, unless you're looking to get your a$$ kicked. An easier and just as stupid way to get beat up in Buffalo, is to wear a Miami Dolphins jersey.

They're just still sore about losing 17 games in a row to the Dolphins.

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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 16:12:10 (permalink)
quote:
Originally posted by Russ Jackson

1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip.
2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog.
3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee.
4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium.
5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs.
6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs.
7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn.
8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad.
9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar.
10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar.
11. Thou Shalt never use Miracle Whip on or in anything.
12. Thou Shalt not put Beans in Chili
13. Thou Shalt not put Steak Sauce on Prime Cut of Steak.


1- Agree
2- Disagree
3- Disagree
4- Disagree
5- Agree
6- Disagree
7- Disagree
8- Disagree
9- Agree
10-Agree
11-AGREE!!!
12-Disagree
13- Disagree


Dennis in Cary
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 16:26:41 (permalink)
quote:
Originally posted by Russ Jackson

1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip.
2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog.
3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee.
4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium.
5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs.
6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs.
7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn.
8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad.
9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar.
10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar.
11. Thou Shalt never use Miracle Whip on or in anything.
12. Thou Shalt not put Beans in Chili
13. Thou Shalt not put Steak Sauce on Prime Cut of Steak.



Don't agree with any of them except for the double dip and the finger in the pickle jar. My single suggestion (not a commandment!)is "thou shall be openminded."
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 16:32:13 (permalink)
That shalt not pick through the mixed peanut can and eat all of the "mix".
And, I've always put my fingers in the pickle jar but the children aren't allowed.
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 17:05:02 (permalink)
1) Agree
2) Agree
3) I dont drink coffee
4) No steak greater than Medium rare for me
5) Boiled ribs = meat jello dry rub, then in the smoker only
6) Agree, is this one a joke? " />
7) Agree, I only use mine for a clock, and a timer
8) Agree
9) I dont eat peanut butter
10) Agree
11) Agree
12) Agree
13) Agree
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 17:52:51 (permalink)
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Originally posted by KingCrab

1) Agree
2) Agree
3) I dont drink coffee
4) No steak greater than Medium rare for me
5) Boiled ribs = meat jello dry rub, then in the smoker only
6) Agree, is this one a joke? " />
7) Agree, I only use mine for a clock, and a timer
8) Agree
9) I dont eat peanut butter
10) Agree
11) Agree
12) Agree
13) Agree


No number 6 its not a joke and it might be the #1 most broken Commandment next to Ketchup on a Hot Dog. So sad...Russ...lol
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RE: My 13 Commandments of Food. Do you Agree? 2008/09/22 18:38:00 (permalink)
I agree except where noted:

1. Thou Shalt not Double Dip. Fair enough, but put a big spoon of dip on your plate and dip 'til you drop!
2. Thou Shalt not put Ketchup on a Hot Dog.
3. Thou Shalt not put Sugar in Coffee.
4. Thou Shalt not cook a Steak greater than Medium.
5. Thou Shallt not Boil Ribs.
6. Thou Shalt not Boil Bratwurst or Hot Dogs.
7. Thou Shalt not use a Microwave for anything other than Popcorn. Or defrosting.
8. Thou Shalt not put Eggs in Tuna or Potato Salad. I hate tuna, but my mother's potato salad calls for eggs and Miracle Whip. Don't mess with perfection!
9. Thou Shalt not put the Peanut Butter knife in the Jelly Jar.
10. Thou Shalt not put Fingers in the Pickle Jar.
11. Thou Shalt never use Miracle Whip on or in anything. See above re: potato salad. Miracle Whip is in fact labelled "salad dressing".
12. Thou Shalt not put Beans in Chili. Pull my finger!
13. Thou Shalt not put Steak Sauce on Prime Cut of Steak. To me, steak isn't steak - even at Peter Luger's - without a ramekin full of Lea & Perrins Worchestershire Sauce on the side.
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