My favorite newspaper headline today

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2014/04/01 14:23:29 (permalink)

My favorite newspaper headline today

One Dead After Car Strikes Tree
Ok, which one died, the car or the tree?
Where are all the editors?
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    Michael Hoffman
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    Re:My favorite newspaper headline today 2014/04/01 14:55:27 (permalink)
    Petapoker

    One Dead After Car Strikes Tree
    Ok, which one died, the car or the tree?
    Where are all the editors?

    Well, it's not Man Found Shot In The Kitchen.
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    MetroplexJim
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    Re:My favorite newspaper headline today 2014/04/01 18:55:28 (permalink)
    Michael Hoffman

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    One Dead After Car Strikes Tree
    Ok, which one died, the car or the tree?
    Where are all the editors?

    Well, it's not Man Found Shot In The Kitchen.

     
    That's not news; I find a shot or two there every evening! 

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    Re:My favorite newspaper headline today 2014/04/02 02:55:47 (permalink)
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    Michael Hoffman

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    One Dead After Car Strikes Tree
    Ok, which one died, the car or the tree?
    Where are all the editors?

    Well, it's not Man Found Shot In The Kitchen.


    That's not news; I find a shot or two there every evening! 

    It's times like these when I miss Jay Leno's "Headlines"
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    Re:My favorite newspaper headline today 2014/04/02 14:37:46 (permalink)
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