My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2011/05/27 11:51:43 (permalink)

My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The title is "How to Enjoy the 24 houre Before your Colonoscopy" it's exactly zero pages long! Please buy it and see if you don't agree with me!!
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    mar52
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    Re:My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2011/05/27 12:03:43 (permalink)
    You didn't ask me for recipes!
     
    Actually you go to a Chinese restaurant, order the won ton soup and strain it.  Throw away solids.
     
    Enjoy.
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    kland01s
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    Re:My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2011/05/27 12:05:25 (permalink)
    The best part of when I had a colonoscopy was that my hospital sent me home with a frozen quart of chicken noodle soup. That was the best stuff!
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    Re:My new book is being published next Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2011/05/29 19:03:28 (permalink)
    CTF, be sure the package you order has enough wallet-size photos for all your friends, as well as an 8x10 suitable for framing.
     
    If the proctologist offers you a musical selection for relaxation and your listening enjoyment, Led Zeppelin's "In Through the Out Door" might be appropriate...
     
    Brad
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