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chewingthefat

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Need some suggestions!! Thu, 10/7/10 5:21 PM (permalink)
I'm having an exact replica of this piggy painted on the back of my place, so northbound travelers will see it, he will have a caption in a bubble, I got some ideas, but I want something short and FUNNY, any ideas?

 
 
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    mayor al

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    Re:Need some suggestions!! Thu, 10/7/10 6:19 PM (permalink)
    He needs a Fork in his extended 'hand'.
     
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      Michael Hoffman

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      Re:Need some suggestions!! Thu, 10/7/10 6:25 PM (permalink)
      From what I've heard from Greymo that's the spittin' image of the proprietor.
       
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        the ancient mariner

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        Re:Need some suggestions!! Thu, 10/7/10 6:34 PM (permalink)
        Danny De Vito is short and funny.
        Joe Pesci too.
         
         
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          SeamusD

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          Re:Need some suggestions!! Thu, 10/7/10 8:45 PM (permalink)
          Get porked!
           
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            mar52

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            Re:Need some suggestions!! Thu, 10/7/10 8:56 PM (permalink)
            That pig has attitute. So....
             
            "Pork at it's finest"
             
             
             
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              Michael Hoffman

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              Re:Need some suggestions!! Thu, 10/7/10 9:33 PM (permalink)
              It's not exactly stealing:
               
              EAT MORE BEEF!
               
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                mayor al

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                Re:Need some suggestions!! Fri, 10/8/10 8:12 AM (permalink)
                From Beale Street in Memphis...
                 

                 
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                  chewingthefat

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                  Re:Need some suggestions!! Fri, 10/8/10 12:42 PM (permalink)
                  SeamusD


                  Get porked!


                  A definite possibility
                   
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                    chewingthefat

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                    Re:Need some suggestions!! Fri, 10/8/10 12:46 PM (permalink)
                    Michael Hoffman


                    From what I've heard from Greymo that's the spittin' image of the proprietor.
                     

                    That guy Greymo, can never be counted on!
                     
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                      chewingthefat

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                      Re:Need some suggestions!! Fri, 10/8/10 12:48 PM (permalink)
                      mayor al


                      He needs a Fork in his extended 'hand'.


                      Good idea Al!
                       
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                        chewingthefat

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                        Re:Need some suggestions!! Fri, 10/8/10 12:49 PM (permalink)
                        the ancient mariner


                        Danny De Vito is short and funny.
                        Joe Pesci too.



                        So was Arnold Stang!
                         
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                          chewingthefat

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                          Re:Need some suggestions!! Fri, 10/8/10 1:22 PM (permalink)
                          Michael Hoffman


                          It's not exactly stealing:

                          EAT MORE BEEF!


                          Actually Michael, I believe I'm going with this but with a big PLEASE after Beef!
                          I will have pics!!
                           
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                            Michael Hoffman

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                            Re:Need some suggestions!! Fri, 10/8/10 1:48 PM (permalink)

                             
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                              Wintem01

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                              Re:Need some suggestions!! Tue, 10/19/10 5:49 PM (permalink)
                              ** Oops, I see the contest is already over ** 
                              <message edited by Wintem01 on Tue, 10/19/10 5:58 PM>
                               
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                                PapaJoe8

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                                Re:Need some suggestions!! Tue, 10/19/10 6:30 PM (permalink)
                                A piggie and "eat more beef" was the same thing I was going to use for a Texas Style BBQ beef brisket restaurant in... Memphis.
                                 
                                I decided it was a bad idea. The brisket that is. I have heard that folks have been..... in Memphis for even mentioning Texas BBQ. :~(
                                Joe
                                 
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                                  fabulousoyster

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                                  Re:Need some suggestions!! Tue, 10/19/10 9:22 PM (permalink)
                                  I dunno....
                                  Lets Pork.
                                   
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                                    PapaJoe8

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                                    Re:Need some suggestions!! Wed, 10/20/10 2:39 PM (permalink)
                                    Fab, I think tha contest is over? But... the thread lives on!
                                     
                                    After reading my above post I want to add that I do think a Texas BBQ place would work in Memphis. There are lotsa Texans working just south in Tunica Miss. I once had to bring Q from Texas to some of them. But, I DO think it might be dangerous. Those Memphis folks ARE serious about their Q. There was a good Memphis Beat episode about tha Q folks. Great show by tha way! It's on TnT. They know drama.
                                    Joe
                                     
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                                      Mosca

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                                      Re:Need some suggestions!! Wed, 10/20/10 2:44 PM (permalink)
                                      I would have said, "Try our chicken!"
                                       
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