Michael Hoffman
Your trout fishing and red deer hunting isn't bad either.
See this is where
everything is going wrong over here, Michael.
Not that long ago a hunter like myself could go and shoot a half decent stag or pull a reasonably sized salmon out of the river here.
These days, if you want to be a hunter, you have to put a permit in to go and hunt on a certain part of the country.
When you head out to hunt the dangerous peaks and mountains, you will be met with the odd animal-righteous brigade member.
Carrying a rifle is one thing, telling them to bugger off is another.
Same side of the coin, during a fishing competition on the banks of the Rakaia river here, we have been told how cruel fishing is, as in
how would you like a hook through the side of your mouth?
Ahh, but the taste of smoked salmon, from your own smoker makes it all worth-while.