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Michael Hoffman

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Re:Nudist Camps Mon, 08/23/10 5:44 PM (permalink)
Ah, ancient one, I have a wonderful imagination. And I use it. But give me the real thing. I can imagine a great steak, but I'd rather eat it.
 
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    the ancient mariner

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    Re:Nudist Camps Mon, 08/23/10 6:21 PM (permalink)

    Michael, me boy-o, a great steak can never be the figment of your imagination. 
    Thinking of one, but not having one is frustration, nothing more or less.

    And, CTF, a blob, is a blob, is a blob-----and a blob by any other name is still a load of flab.   Your soups, on the other hand, or stove,  are a result of your imagination----masterpieces for sure--------   
     
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      Michael Hoffman

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      Re:Nudist Camps Mon, 08/23/10 7:17 PM (permalink)
      the ancient mariner


      Michael, me boy-o, a great steak can never be the figment of your imagination. 
      Thinking of one, but not having one is frustration, nothing more or less.


      My point, exactly.

       
      #33
        easydoesit

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        Re:Nudist Camps Tue, 08/24/10 8:03 AM (permalink)
        I guess the Contingent was in a hurry when they visited Fred's this weekend, but maybe next trip they would want to add a little extra time (only if it's summer).

        http://sunrayhills.com/

         
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          tiki

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          Re:Nudist Camps Tue, 08/24/10 11:30 AM (permalink)
          Never went to a formal nudist camp.BUT--I was a hippie living in the Sierra Nevada's with 20 or so others and we never put on clouths till the snow came! One day four of us actually got in the truck and got halfway to civilization when we remembered that you cant go to Safeway naked!
           
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            the ancient mariner

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            Re:Nudist Camps Tue, 08/24/10 12:03 PM (permalink)
            Going to Safeway Neeeked is not the safe way.

            Someone could be distracted and ram you with a cart full of
            frozen zucchini or a Long Italian Loaf.
             
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              chewingthefat

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              Re:Nudist Camps Tue, 08/24/10 12:42 PM (permalink)
              the ancient mariner


              Going to Safeway Neeeked is not the safe way.

              Someone could be distracted and ram you with a cart full of
              frozen zucchini or a Long Italian Loaf.


               Me or maybe Micheal Hoffman.
               
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                mbrookes

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                Re:Nudist Camps Fri, 08/27/10 4:23 PM (permalink)
                I think it was Sean Connery who said, when asked why he went out with such young women, "I don't like sagging flesh on myself. Why would I want to see it on someone else?"
                 
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                  the ancient mariner

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                  Re:Nudist Camps Fri, 08/27/10 4:40 PM (permalink)

                  Sean has had lots of sagging flesh over the last few years----

                  it is a hard job trying to keep up with gravity.  I wish Isaac Newton

                  had not invented it. 

                   
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                    Foodbme

                    Re:Nudist Camps Sun, 08/29/10 4:26 AM (permalink)
                    Who needs Nudist Camps?? All you gotta do is go to the beach in any coastal state in the USA. You'll see more skin than at a chicken processing plant!
                     
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                      boyardee65

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                      Re:Nudist Camps Sun, 08/29/10 7:12 AM (permalink)
                        Yeah. Most beaches are rife with almost nude women and guys in Speedos. Not a pretty picture when someone who should not wear spandex does and it is two sizes too small. Seems to be the case all too often these days.

                        There ought to be a law. If you are 35 pounds over weight or over 35 years of age, then you are not allowed to wear spandex in public.

                        JMHO

                        David O.
                       
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                        the ancient mariner

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                        Re:Nudist Camps Sun, 08/29/10 7:13 AM (permalink)
                        Yes indeed Mr Food-Be-You I happen to live in a condo right over the swimming pool.  Florida (the Sunshine State) invites a lot of people to hang around the pool and catch some rays-----und zoo
                        sitting on my balcony waiting for Romeo (to deliver the pizza) I can cast an eye on the new arrivals. 

                        I have noticed that the young ladies are wearing less and less.
                        But young men are wearing knee length, ugly swim suits that have to be hiked up every few minutes. 
                         
                        Having noticed the extreme measures the ladies suits have come to I have decided to sell my stock in a cloth supply company and invest in Gillette.
                        <message edited by the ancient mariner on Sun, 08/29/10 7:15 AM>
                         
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                          boyardee65

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                          Re:Nudist Camps Sun, 08/29/10 7:18 AM (permalink)
                            Better to invest in wax as that is the trend now.

                            Yes, the ugly Bermuda shorts are a fashion again for guys. What is with those God awful plaid patterns? I thought we got rid of those 20 years ago along with Argyle sweaters and multi colored tube socks.

                            David O.
                           
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                            joerogo

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                            Re:Nudist Camps Sun, 08/29/10 7:35 AM (permalink)
                            Just another sure sign og global warming....

                             
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                              chewingthefat

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                              Re:Nudist Camps Sun, 08/29/10 12:09 PM (permalink)
                              joerogo


                              Just another sure sign og global warming....



                              LOL, very creative Joe!!!
                               
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                                the ancient mariner

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                                Re:Nudist Camps Sun, 08/29/10 1:07 PM (permalink)
                                Boy--------------wax on wax off is a karate thing
                                or a car maintenance program------I am not into either-----
                                I only invest in hands on things i can get involved in.

                                Joe----your wife should make you buy her a dryer.  They
                                are the appliance of tomorrow.
                                 
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                                  chewingthefat

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                                  Re:Nudist Camps Sun, 08/29/10 5:24 PM (permalink)
                                  joerogo


                                  Just another sure sign og global warming....



                                  the ancient mariner


                                  Boy--------------wax on wax off is a karate thing
                                  or a car maintenance program------I am not into either-----
                                  I only invest in hands on things i can get involved in.

                                  Joe----your wife should make you buy her a dryer.  They
                                  are the appliance of tomorrow.

                                  Ancient One, Joe is concerned with not leaving a green footprint.
                                   
                                  On a different note, those bloomers could take the edge off of Viagra!
                                   
                                   
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