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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 15:52:43 (permalink)
In getting ready for the trip I'm not taking I checked out Santa Paula and found that the police department headquarters is now located in the movie theater where I once got my nose broken stopping a fight over popcorn at the concession stand inside.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 17:04:12 (permalink)
Michael,
I'd like to see a copy of your resume. Sounds like you've had some interesting Jobs." />
 
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 17:12:21 (permalink)
I no longer mess with resumes.
 
But I've also worked as a charter fishing boat captain and a government sanctioned gun-runner.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 17:15:21 (permalink)
Michael Hoffman

I no longer mess with resumes.
But I've also worked as a charter fishing boat captain and a government sanctioned gun-runner.

Just PM me a list of Job Titles and I'll let my imagination do the rest!
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 17:23:27 (permalink)
I'll wait for the movie to come out..........
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 17:30:05 (permalink)
PNWCHEF

I'll wait for the movie to come out..........


Good choice.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 19:29:37 (permalink)
Who will star as young Michael
Middle aged Michael
and
 
WHO AS --------THE MICHAEL HOFFMAN ??????????????????
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 19:34:34 (permalink)
Only I can play me. And I'm so good I can play me at every age of my life.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 19:51:21 (permalink)
Michael Douglas
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 20:01:18 (permalink)
Too homely.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 20:25:48 (permalink)
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Michael Hoffman

I'll be damned!

I'm going out for a New York APizza today, Extra Scamorza, I'll think of you and maybe even take a picture of the pie.....................

When did you catch Scamorza? You need to get more sun!

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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 20:29:50 (permalink)
Sidney Poitier.................That should get the family calling each other.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 20:31:09 (permalink)
Why would Sidney Poitier's family be calling each other?
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 20:32:21 (permalink)
the ancient mariner

Who will star as young Michael
Middle aged Michael
and

WHO AS --------THE MICHAEL HOFFMAN ??????????????????

Jim Carey, slam dunk! All those facial contortions, perfect!

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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 20:42:38 (permalink)
 I could see the scene at 5 guys burgers already. Hey you, kid with the spatula, if you press on my burger one more time!!!!!!!!!! Go ahead make my "Burger" day..............
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 21:02:02 (permalink)
chewingthefat

PNWCHEF

Michael Hoffman

I'll be damned!

I'm going out for a New York APizza today, Extra Scamorza, I'll think of you and maybe even take a picture of the pie.....................

When did you catch Scamorza? You need to get more sun!

Chewy, my whole family had Scamoza, I almost died from it once.............
most of my family only had short episodes of Scamorza, when it was over, they were happy.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 21:04:04 (permalink)
Maybe if they learned how to pronouce it they'd be spared.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 21:04:13 (permalink)
I just want to see the part of the movie set in the Roaring Twenties with a spats-wearing Justin Bieber as Young Mikey Hoffman.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 21:05:53 (permalink)
There has never been, nor will there ever be, anyone by that name.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/23 21:50:48 (permalink)
Michael Hoffman

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anyone by that name.

Wrong again, the guy sold burgers under the name Micky D's,  made some money!
That's how the chain he created was once called

post edited by chewingthefat - 2011/04/23 21:55:40
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 00:06:33 (permalink)
the ancient mariner

Who will star as young Michael
Middle aged Michael
and

WHO AS --------THE MICHAEL HOFFMAN ??????????????????

 
That's an easy one.......
 

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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 09:24:16 (permalink)
Michael Hoffman

For breakfast?


Michael, When the kids were small and we were on vacation we would go out for breakfast. The kids would have a pancake and a link, I would have a traditional breakfast and my wife would order a French dip and fries. I thought she was nuts, but over the years I picked up on her eating habits. Our house is like an A la carte Restaurant, my little girl will have homemade chicken strips with honey mustard dipping sauce and fries and salad. My wife will have a Taco salad, and I may be thinking about two loaded dogs with a side of macaroni salad. We only eat two meals a day, may as well make them tasty and filling. If you are ever going through Seatac airport and see two people eating clam chowder and fish and chips at 6AM, that would be me and my wife..................pnwc
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 11:51:16 (permalink)
I've been through SeaTac a few times and must have missed you. Almost right across from SeaTac is one of my favorite restaurants -- 13 Coins.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 13:01:24 (permalink)
or contemporary Michael Hoffman???
 

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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 13:09:22 (permalink)
Joe, where did you get the Don't hassle the Hoff shirt? Looks good on ya though !
Pacific North West Chef-----you keep eatin like that and you will ruin
the economy of the USA-----you must eat 3 squares and one must be frozen stuff.  Also your daughter will not be allowed in school with other kids if she eats chicken tenders for breakfast. 
 
CTF----There used to be a good bar in San Diego named Mickey D,s ---I think.  Guy played great ragtime pie-anna.
 
Casting for the Michael Hoffman Movie----(the non-musical)
I was thinking Errol Flynn as young, dashing, swashbuckling Michael
Cary Grant as suave debonnaire middle aged Michael
And Lionel Barrymore as Bah Humbuh Michael de jour.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 13:19:26 (permalink)
the ancient mariner

Joe, where did you get the Don't hassle the Hoff shirt? Looks good on ya though !
Pacific North West Chef-----you keep eatin like that and you will ruin
the economy of the USA-----you must eat 3 squares and one must be frozen stuff.  Also your daughter will not be allowed in school with other kids if she eats chicken tenders for breakfast. 

CTF----There used to be a good bar in San Diego named Mickey D,s ---I think.  Guy played great ragtime pie-anna.

Casting for the Michael Hoffman Movie----(the non-musical)
I was thinking Errol Flynn as young, dashing, swashbuckling Michael
Cary Grant as suave debonnaire middle aged Michael
And Lionel Barrymore as Bah Humbuh Michael de jour.


I think we are looking for people who are still alive to play Michael.............
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 13:29:53 (permalink)
Alive? That would be casting against type.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 13:43:12 (permalink)
Did we ever figure out why these plans were cancelled?
 
Enquiring minds need to know
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 14:45:34 (permalink)
We did.
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Re:Plans Canceled 2011/04/24 19:09:15 (permalink)
Ah, good for you
 
I suppose the rest of us will learn of it in the 'cancelled trip to AZ' chapter of your forthcoming memoirs, available in hardcover and kindle only
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