I too am not old(ish),35
Though some teenage, whipper snapper, at the local white castle called me sir the other day

I almost asked for the senior discount
Yes old or young is a state of mind, some days I feel as young as can be, then others, I need that discount.
I can honestly say... I have never met a sundae topping I did not like
Butterscotch, with a sprinkling of crushed peanuts/cashews, whipped cream and a cherry with a long stem (gotta tie the stem with your tongue

)
or
Hot Fudge, peanuts/cashews, whipped cream and a cherry on top
I have never had one but that sawmill sundae sounds good too.
Come to think of it why have just one, give me a banananana split any day and have 3 toppings for the price of 1.