Pschitt soda !
For years we've joked about this soda, since a visit to France. It's pronounced as if the "P" weren't there. It's sort of like Orangina,but worse...appropriate for a soda with this name!
I was told the name comes from the sound you get when opening the can or bottle...not a review of the taste.
But guess the possibilities for ads in this country if a smart business type bought the american rights to this French Soda....are you thinking of a few???