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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/15 17:47:08 (permalink)
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The food sucked, as usual and it was good to come home and throw some Boars Head Hot dogs on the grill.


Atta girl!! A woman after my own heart. Welcome back and glad you're doing well.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/15 22:49:32 (permalink)
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There were some really inane postings, some attacks on fellow posters, requests for threads to be dropped, political discussions, and name-calling, and oh yes, there were some great posts, some great information shared, and some beautiful thoughts and prayers conveyed. Just another couple of typical days here on Roadfood.com!!!

Ditto! As always, CW nails it!

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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/16 00:35:21 (permalink)
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Originally posted by CheeseWit

Now that you're home, thought I'd fill you in on what you missed.
Just another couple of typical days here on Roadfood.com!!!
Hm. This reminds me of another thread some time ago, after Fred Rogers moved to a new neighborhood. "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. . . . Won't you be my neighbor?"

We seem to have built our own neighborhood at RF.com, and I love it. The friends we've made, the people we've gotten urinated off at, the whole bit. This is where I come for a reality check.

Thanks, Red and all the rest, for being my neighbors.

Rick
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 02:41:56 (permalink)
Redressed, I am so sorry I missed this forum until today. I'm glad you are home and recovering. My thoughts and prayers will be with you when I atend temple friday evening. Please stay healthy.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 09:53:34 (permalink)
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"Insignificant heart attack?"

You ARE a tough broad, aren't you?



With apologies to Claude Rains, "That is her least vulnerable spot..."
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 10:03:26 (permalink)
pogo, that was heartless.

Get aholt of yourself Red. Maybe you need to curtail your strumpeting.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 10:04:27 (permalink)
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pogo, that was heartless.

Get aholt of yourself Red. Maybe you need to curtail your strumpeting.


Who loves ya baby?
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 11:27:49 (permalink)
Dang it, Cheesewit.........I was expecting to come back to more of a pleasant mmmmmmmmm "Stepford Husbands" kind of situation, instead of the status quo. I had morphine induced dreams of a place where all the fellas beamed happy, albeit bemused smiles at all times.My chair would be pulled out for me, instead of from under me. Overcoats would be laid across the puddles of controversy, for me to trod upon safely, instead of me taking a swim in the potholes. Scantily clad cabana boys would cater to my every post.(Picture Bill B, Mr. Hoffman, Bushie, The Sundancer, mmmmmmmm lets see uhmmmmm South Hillbilly(gotta get a home boy in there) and Cheesewit wearing only a loincloth and a smile of utter obeiscence) Ocdreamer, Ruby Rose, Lone Star, lleechef and the other ladies, et al would recline back on red velvet chaise lounges, be fanned with palm fronds and bon bons dropped into our mouths as we genteely commanded every topic and thread , with our wit, wisdom and ever present good taste........


Now that I've been rudely brought back to a more sober state of mind.......


Lordy , I have boring fantasies

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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 12:02:17 (permalink)
Thank you John Fox, Mr Chips and Rick F....y'all make me smile.

Pogophiles, dearest, darlin...........you are SOOOOOOOOOOO right...........my most vulnerable spot is my left great toe, still sore from kicking you in your buttinsky.


Lone Star................maybe we can write lyrics and make some moolah. Just change the words to the old Christmas chestnut "The Wassail Song" Betcha some of the other gals like chezk, Meowzart, aleswench, Route 11 and the other wenches.......errrrr ladies would enjoy singing this with us......

"Here we come a strumpeting
Among the Roadfood scene
Here we come a strumpeting
So fair to be seen!
Lust and food come to you
and to you, you strumpet,you!
And the Sterns bless you, and send you
A blue plate full of food
And the Sterns send you a blue plate full of food.

We are not daily beggers
That beg from door to door,
But we are Roadfood harpies
Whom you have seen before!
Lust and food come to you
And to you, you, strumpet you!
And the Sterns bless you, and send you
A blue plate full of food
And the Sterns send you a blue plate full of food

We have no master and no mistress,
As we dance beside the fire,
Pray think of us poor strumpets
Who wander in the mire.!
Lust and food come to you
And to you, you strumpet, you!
And the Sterns bless you, and send you
A Blue plate full of food
And the Sterns send you a blue plate full of food.

We have a little purse
Made of furry skin;
We want some of your small change
To line it well within.!
Lust and food come to you
And to you , you strumpet, you!
And the Sterns bless you and send you
A Blue plate full of food
And the Sterns send you a blue plate full of food

Bring us out a table
And spread it with a red checkered cloth
Bring us out some cheese whiz
And of your Wonder Bread loaf!
Lust and food come to you,
And to you, you strumpet, you!
And the Sterns bless you, and send you
A Blue plate full of food
And the Sterns send you a blue plate full of food

God bless the master of this house,
Likewise the mistress too;
And all the little Roadfood posters
That round the forums go!
Lust and food come to you
And to you, you strumpet, you!
And the Sterns bless you, and send you
A blue plate full of food
And the Sterns send you a blue plate full of food.


Although with this one......another version of the wassail song, we wouldn't have to make many changes, just insert "Strumpeting" appropriately:

The Gloucestershire Wassail Lyrics
Christmas Carol Lyrics
Strumpets! Strumpets! all over the town,
Our toast it is white and our ale it is brown;
Our bowl it is made of the white maple tree;
With the strumpeting bowl, we'll drink to thee.

Here's to our horse, and to his right ear,
God send our master a happy new year:
A happy new year as e'er he did see,
With my strumpeting bowl I drink to thee.

So here is to Cherry and to his right cheek
Pray God send our master a good piece of beef
And a good piece of beef that may we all see
With the strumpeting bowl, we'll drink to thee.

Here's to our mare, and to her right eye,
God send our mistress a good Christmas pie;
A good Christmas pie as e'er I did see,
With my strumpeting bowl I drink to thee.

So here is to Broad Mary and to her broad horn
May God send our master a good crop of corn
And a good crop of corn that may we all see
With the strumpeting, we'll drink to thee.

And here is to Fillpail and to her left ear
Pray God send our master a happy New Year
And a happy New Year as e'er he did see
With the strumpeting bowl, we'll drink to thee.

Here's to our cow, and to her long tail,
God send our master us never may fail
Of a cup of good beer: I pray you draw near,
And our jolly strumpet song it's then you shall hear.

Come butler, come fill us a bowl of the best
Then we hope that your soul in heaven may rest
But if you do draw us a bowl of the small
Then down shall go butler, bowl and all.

Be here any strumpets? I suppose here be some;
Sure they will not let young men stand on the cold stone!
Sing hey O, strumpets! come trole back the pin,
And the fairest strumpet in the house let us all in.

Then here's to the strumpet in the lily white smock
Who tripped to the door and slipped back the lock
Who tripped to the door and pulled back the pin
For to let these jolly strumpets in."


Ok......maybe a lil' morphine still lingers on in my bloodstream




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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 12:05:31 (permalink)
Collapsing seemed like a good way to react to your lyrics, Red. I should be able to get back up any day now.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 12:28:43 (permalink)
That was priceless! Morphine or no, you have got one quick mind and I am humbled.

Regarding Morphine dreams - I was on a Morphine pump after surgery and I would wake myself up at night talking to all sorts of people that weren't there. My husband told me I was quite cheerful and chatty.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 13:18:49 (permalink)
Oh my GOD! You are a frellin' riot! I can picture us all decked out in Ren Faire garb singing this on a "wench walk" at the Renaissance Faire. Mugs of ale swinging from side to side.

I can also see us singing this at 2 a.m. on the streets of Baltimore

BTW - sooo happy you are back and well. So happy!
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 14:13:52 (permalink)
Priceless! I only hope that Kurt can join us, dressed in his cutest "drag" outfit.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 15:04:37 (permalink)
hahahaha Omgosh this is so funny now I'm having images of me in a busty gown waltzing along and singing...thanks for making me smile I've been in bed with the flu again for over a week

And red it is so great to have you back!!! Keep yourself well now ya hear..:)

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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 15:18:02 (permalink)
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Priceless! I only hope that Kurt can join us, dressed in his cutest "drag" outfit.


I have a bustier he can borrow ;-) I AM a "certified wench", ya' know - I have plenty to go round!

Leania, sure hope you are feeling better soon - the flu stinks....
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/17 16:07:23 (permalink)
A new Mastercard ad;

3 days stay in the hospital.... .$2150
Angioplasty & stent replacement ....$6500
9 lousy hospital non-Roadfood meals .$235
Having Janeen healthy and back with us ........Priceless

Best wishes for a smooth recovery and many years of good health.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/18 18:00:30 (permalink)
After the week I've had at work, a busty gown and mugs of ale might just be next...

But then I think of what Janeen's been through, and I can take things into perspective. I'll take the ale, though, anyway.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/18 21:07:16 (permalink)
I may just have to teach you gals a few verses to "Roll Your Leg Over"
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/18 22:20:05 (permalink)
Red, after reading all of the verses, my loincloth dropped.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/18 23:36:41 (permalink)
Redtressed, really so glad that you are back among friends...Looks like your fated to our little piece of cyber-space. But you know, w/ people like you, it is such a better place...God bless you Janeen. In Eastern Kentucky,..Tom B.
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/18 23:41:05 (permalink)
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Originally posted by aleswench

I may just have to teach you gals a few verses to "Roll Your Leg Over"

"It's better that way!" Or, perhaps, "The man in the moon!" Memory is not the first thing to go!

And Cheesy, I would have expected a rise rather than a drop!
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/19 09:36:29 (permalink)
I think we need a strumpet forum..........


Blows a big @ berndog, shayna's mom, leania, Tippy and the rest of ya's
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/19 10:18:51 (permalink)
RickF: my loincloth fell off after my rise loosened its strings. Guess I wasn't specific and explicit enough for this crowd!
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RE: Redtressed 2005/03/19 11:21:09 (permalink)
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Originally posted by redtressed

I think we need a strumpet forum..........


Blows a big @ berndog, shayna's mom, leania, Tippy and the rest of ya's


Much love from...

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