Three little pigs go out to dinner and after being seated, the waiter asks what they would like to drink. The first little pig sys, " I will have ice tea," the second little pig says, "I will have a coke." And the third little pig says, "Beer, lots of beer."
After looking at the menu, the little pigs decide to order. THe waiter asks them what they will have for dinner.
The first little pig says, "I would like a steak." The second little pig says, "I would like spaghetti." And the third little pig says, "Beer, lots of beer."
After dinner, the waiter asks the little pigs what they would like for dessert. The first little pig says, "I would like ice cream." The second little pig says, "I would like some apple pie," and the third little pig says, Beer, lots of beer."
The waiter asks the third little pig why he has asked for beer all evening long.
The third little pig replies, "Because someone has to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home."
