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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/09/29 12:59:23 (permalink)
spadoman - great limerick. Only problem with it is that it contains too much truth (at least in my case). You and ElsieT are going to convert me to like limericks.
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/09/29 23:48:14 (permalink)
quote:
Originally posted by Bushie

quote:
Originally posted by EliseT

quote:
Originally posted by Lone Star

There once was a lass named Elise
whose cooking seemed never to cease
she clanged around pots
and served lots and lots
til she completely ran out of grease!


I was trying to think of one for you, but every time I try to rhyme Texas, I just keep hearing that song "Take the Money and Run"

(he wants to know exactly what the FACTS IS)


Lone Star's a fine gal down in Texas
Who deserved a good limerick, in excess!
But Steve Miller saw to it
That Elise couldn't do it
She was left in a state of perplexes.


You have done the impossible and rendered me speechless.
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/09/30 11:20:49 (permalink)
There once was a fellow called Bushie
Who's requests often got pushie
When his talk got rough
his waitress said 'nough
and Knocked him right on his Tushie.


Sometimes ya gotta go with extremes to get a chuckle !!
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/09/30 11:29:14 (permalink)
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Originally posted by EliseT


You have done the impossible and rendered me speechless.

Hmm. Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

And Mr. Mayor, unfortunately, my "tushie" isn't near as well-padded as my front side.
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/09/30 14:46:32 (permalink)
So Bushie's backside's unpadded? Oh, hooey!
It's nice n'round like a piglet's, so "Sooey!"
Says Deputy Mayor Mcduff,
in quite a doggie huff,
I'd love to bite it if it wasn't so chewy!
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/09/30 15:15:45 (permalink)
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Originally posted by EliseT

So Bushie's backside's unpadded? Oh, hooey!
It's nice n'round like a piglet's, so "Sooey!"
Says Deputy Mayor Mcduff,
in quite a doggie huff,
I'd love to bite it if it wasn't so chewy!


I see that "Speechless' thing didnt last too long!
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/09/30 17:00:52 (permalink)
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Originally posted by tiki



I see that "Speechless' thing didnt last too long!


LOL!

Ya gotta admit that's a good one, Elise!
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/01 13:23:41 (permalink)
There once was a Roadfood forum
Whose members broke all decorum
Chili with beans?
Hell no, you all screamed!
The rest of us said, "we'll ignore 'em!"
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/01 13:37:44 (permalink)
There once was a man from Nantucket.........
OH NO! We can't do that one! " />

There once was a Mayor named Al
who adopted a cute little pal
His name is McDuff
eats all kinds of stuff
Newest member to our Roadfood locale!
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/01 15:41:17 (permalink)
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Originally posted by lleechef

There once was a man from Nantucket.........
OH NO! We can't do that one! " />

There once was a Mayor named Al
who adopted a cute little pal
His name is McDuff
eats all kinds of stuff
Newest member to our Roadfood locale!



OK, I'll take the bait.......

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who boiled blue crabs in a bucket.
Used a mallet as a whacker,
He also used a nutcracker,
But to get all the meat had to suck it.
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/01 19:23:11 (permalink)
You didn't know the same man I did from Nantucket!!!!
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/01 21:23:50 (permalink)
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Originally posted by lleechef

You didn't know the same man I did from Nantucket!!!!

Yes, lleechef, I agree. Whenever someone mentions limericks to me, that's the first one that comes to mind.

I'm just wondering how a nice girl like you knows that one! " />

"He said with a grin..."
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/02 01:58:24 (permalink)
quote:
Originally posted by Bushie

quote:
Originally posted by lleechef

You didn't know the same man I did from Nantucket!!!!

Yes, lleechef, I agree. Whenever someone mentions limericks to me, that's the first one that comes to mind.

I'm just wondering how a nice girl like you knows that one! " />

"He said with a grin..."


Hmm, I always think of the man from Cape Horn...
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/02 06:15:34 (permalink)
Bushie, How do you know I'm a nice girl? I can be very naughty!" />
Elise, I want to hear the limerick about the man from Cape Horn, please.
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/02 14:38:55 (permalink)
OK, I'm emailing it. I do have a reputation to think about, you know
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RE: Roadfood limericks 2003/10/02 15:19:18 (permalink)
REALLY???" />" />
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