I can't resist! I'm gonna post my recipe, knowing FULL WELL that the "mods" will catch me and DELETE it. But, BEFORE I get caught, I am doing this vile action in hopes that it will WEAN at least one soul OFF that disgusting canned variety

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Bill’s Choice Easy Chili Recipe by BunglingBill
Ingredients: 3 to 4 pounds chuck, well trimmed, cut into ½-inch cubes (or coarse-ground)
2 to 3 tablespoons shortening (Crisco® recommended)
2 cups coarsely chopped yellow onions
3 cloves fresh garlic (large), minced
3 to 4 tablespoons chili powder (Gebhardt® recommended)
1 teaspoon kosher salt
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons Tabasco® sauce
1 4-ounce can whole green Chiles, seeded & chopped
1 can (14 -ounce) sliced tomatoes (regular . . . NOT spiced) OR use 6 chopped, fresh or frozen, Roma tomatoes if available . . . Bill always keeps a supply of Roma tomatoes (see “Cook’s Notes #1”) from the garden in the freezer.
1 can warm, flat beer (Lone Star® recommended)
2½ cups water
Instructions: Heat cast-iron Dutch oven. When hot, add shortening and brown (sear) the beef.
When browned, add the remaining ingredients and mix well.
Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and slowly simmer UNCOVERED 2 to 3 hours or until the meat is very tender.
Serve with (on the side) chopped green onion and grated cheddar cheese. Also have Tabasco® sauce available for those who like their chili hotter.
Serves: 4 to 6. Freezes well!
Serving Suggestion: Serve corn bread or bread sticks with the chili. Also, “Ranch Style” beans (on the side . . . NEVER in the chili) go great with this dish.
Cook’s Notes: 1. If using Roma tomatoes (or any other fresh or frozen tomatoes), it is best to peel them. Otherwise, the skins will loosen and toughen in the cooking chili. Of course, you can pick out the skins, but that is a tedious job, best avoided.
2. I recommend that you make the chili a day ahead. Refrigerate it when cooled. Then it is easy to scrape off the excess grease which will have congealed on the top of the chili. Besides, everyone knows that chili tastes better “the next day” when reheated.
3. Go into your kitchen cabinets ... remove ALL the cans of chili ... and donate them to your local community Food Pantry. You will be a HAPPIER PERSON for it

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