RE: Se habla espanol?
I took three years of Spanish in High School -- the bad news is it was three years of Spanish ONE.
And, even after all that, last time I was in Mexico, I still heard myself saying "uno al-beer'o ... how-many-o pesos will that be? Per-favero, where is the el banos?
Happily, the el-waiter-o still understood the universal language -- the el-tippo, and I didn't get in too much en-trouble-0 ... not counting the tequila el-hangover-o.
. ..... adios-o!