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roossy90

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Since I am headed south... Thu, 02/2/06 7:00 PM (permalink)
Of course, ya'll know this is just in jest!
I feel the need to make a disclaimer here!
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Things you will NEVER hear a southern man say:

...Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

...I thought Graceland was tacky.

...Wrestlings Fake.

...Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

...We're vegetarians.

...Do you think my gut is to big?

...I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

...Honey, we don't need another dog.

...Spittin' is such a nasty habit.

...Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

...My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

...Checkmate.

...I don't have a favorite college team.

...You All.

And, the Number One thing you'll NEVER hear a Southern Man say:

...Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.


 
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    Sundancer7

    RE: Since I am headed south... Thu, 02/2/06 7:50 PM (permalink)
    Sounds like all my east Tennessee friends. , Actually not all of us are like that.

    Paul E. Smith
    Knoxville, TN
     
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      Vince Macek

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      • Location: Decatur, GA
      RE: Since I am headed south... Fri, 02/3/06 7:48 AM (permalink)
      ...Can I trade in my Silverado for a Prius?
       
      #3
        jellybear

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        • Location: surf city, NC
        RE: Since I am headed south... Fri, 02/3/06 7:52 AM (permalink)
        You forgot this one!Whats the last thing you hear a Redneck say?





        Hey Yall!Watch this!
         
        #4
          shortchef

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          • Location: Nokomis, FL
          RE: Since I am headed south... Fri, 02/3/06 10:57 AM (permalink)
          Jellybear, you missed a sentence. It should read: What's the last thing you hear a redneck say? "Here, hold my beer and watch this!" I'm from Tennessee and know all about this one...
           
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            Vince Macek

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            • Location: Decatur, GA
            RE: Since I am headed south... Fri, 02/3/06 5:34 PM (permalink)
            ...I can't help it, them dang Merchant-Ivory films ALWAYS make me cry!
             
            #6
              roossy90

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              RE: Since I am headed south... Fri, 02/3/06 5:38 PM (permalink)
              ......"Ok honey, I'll sell my guns and dogs so you can have a mink coat"..............
               
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                Michael Hoffman

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                RE: Since I am headed south... Fri, 02/3/06 7:28 PM (permalink)
                quote:
                Originally posted by roossy90

                ......"Ok honey, I'll sell my guns and dogs so you can have a mink coat"..............

                You won't hear that from any Yankee with brains, either.
                 
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                  roossy90

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                  RE: Since I am headed south... Fri, 02/3/06 9:05 PM (permalink)
                  quote:
                  Originally posted by Michael Hoffman

                  quote:
                  Originally posted by roossy90

                  ......"Ok honey, I'll sell my guns and dogs so you can have a mink coat"..............

                  You won't hear that from any Yankee with brains, either.


                  LMAO-------
                   
                  #9
                    UncleVic

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                    RE: Since I am headed south... Sat, 02/4/06 2:57 AM (permalink)
                    Damn... She was only sixteen?
                     
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